One really predictable joke can not fill 90 seconds.

teabagging the dead bird gets the 3, had Dash shown up in my backyard I'd be on the phone with animal control pronto

I think the joke is that the chicken sort of looks like a headcrab.

Am I seeing this right?

I bet the chicken is very tender now.

Word association: Gordan Freeman

"mute", "crowbar"


...What a surprising and delightful sketch! And only 10 years late!

HURR.

At least use the gravity gun.