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Comment count is 47
Sudan no1 - 2008-05-26

melting moments

he has realistic standards, gotta give him that

Lindner - 2008-05-26

What horrifies me the most, is clearly this video is him showing off his main squeeze. The only way this could have been better is if he'd taken up a carnival barker's tone, and introduced her King Kong style as the "eighth wonder of the world".

I have to focus on that as a distraction, because frankly the mechanics of them fucking are mind numbing.

Smellvin - 2008-05-26

Nothing on PoeTV as of yet has made me feel physically ill. Congratulations to Nublius!

Doctor Arcane - 2008-05-26


mouser - 2008-05-26

So, someone needs to explain why some PoeTV regulars made this lard sucker their own little star or fetich videographer.

It's not like it's anything interesting. Really.

Unless the point of this particular submission was the inter-species man-to-walrus love scene.

-1 for jerkycam
-1 for sound deficiencies

Evilhead - 2008-05-26

pathetic slices of buttery and/or mentally unstable life is classic poe material and always has been

Enjoy - 2008-05-26

That's his mom.

Lindner - 2008-05-26

Holy shit... I think you're right. That's no spring chicken. He couldn't find a young fatty?

Dinky Patterson - 2008-05-26

His Mom is fatty poet?

kingarthur - 2008-05-26

She looks to be at least 50. And I don't get the feeling of "awwww, happy" when I see a couple like this. It's more like "oh shit. he's/she's managed to find a creature even more pathetic than him/her self."

Dinky Patterson - 2008-05-26

Mid-late 30s. 40 tops. Most likely barren.

Lindner - 2008-05-26

Barren? ... that would be a merciful turn of events.

theSnake - 2008-05-28

Fat girls look much much older than they actually are so not necessarily.

Blackbetta - 2008-05-26

And that, children, is where piglets come from.

NoCode - 2008-05-26

Boy, they're sucking on each other's faces as if they're made of twinkie filling.

Mike Tyson?! - 2008-05-26

Please tell me I am not the only one who had to fast-forward during that part.

Enjoy - 2008-05-26

She's not fat. She's big!

Repomancer - 2008-06-01

And fat!

GuyCorngood - 2008-05-26

Aaaw, look how happy he is.

Camonk - 2008-05-26

Amtrak has planes now?

Cleaner82 - 2008-05-26

No, no! NO! I'll tell you everything, just make it stop!

Adramelech - 2008-05-26


snothouse - 2008-05-26

There she is, indeed.

dancingshadow - 2008-05-26

Well... the 7 percent that is visible.

Rafiki - 2008-05-26

Man, that was almost some shit out of a horror movie. Everything seems quiet and normal, and then at 1:50 all of a sudden from off camera: HOOOOMPH!

raeshaldis - 2008-05-26

She looks like my aunt. That hurt so bad.

boner - 2008-05-26

I don't feel cynical today and I hope these two are genuinely happy with each other. The end

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-05-26

Yeah, I'd be crying too, honey.

StanleyPain - 2008-05-26

I did NOT see that coming...POINT TO DEMONIUS X.

Ok, I'll admit...if he's happy, that's cool. Guy's taken a massive amount of shit from people like us. Let him be happy for a little bit.

So, now begins the countdown to when we see his next STUPID WHORE BITCH IS GONE! vlog post.

Enjoy - 2008-05-26

I like how his hair is neatly combed yet he still keeps his videos dramatic.

Honest Abe - 2008-05-26

the frame filling entry was great

Jeff Fries - 2008-05-26

I knew his chin was smiling more than usual

chumbucket - 2008-05-26

-1 for whining about bus travel, +4 for being eaten alive on webcam

sosage - 2008-05-26

Holy cow

Repomancer - 2008-05-26


Repomancer - 2008-05-26

also: best makeout scene on YouTube.

KJS - 2008-05-26

it could be the beginning of another 33 million dollar Lucian Freud painting.

tamago - 2008-05-26

I just threw up in mouth a little

Hooker - 2008-05-27


Red Squirrel - 2008-05-27

It's so hard to hear him, too, since he's obviously trying to not be offensively loud in her house.

Stopheles - 2008-06-05

He doesn't want her dad to lose his temper.

robotkarateman - 2008-06-17

Which makes the video 80 times better because she's in her 30s.

It's like The Graduate but with fluffernutters.

Caminante Nocturno - 2008-05-28

When they kissed, it looked like a mother walrus vomiting food into the mouth of its young.

Pillager - 2008-05-28

Contraceptives in the water & you have to pass a strenuous test to get the antidote.

Stopheles - 2008-06-05

You can tell he was on a 'date' because his hair was combed and he was wearing a Hot Topic flame-motif button-down shirt.

DMKA - 2008-06-21

This is the single worst thing I've ever seen here.

soci-o-path - 2008-10-13

The video's been removed =(

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