"I don't agree with the, the the, the, just the thought, just the, just the thought of two people getting married to each other is the same race, I mean is the same, they're supposed to be-- yeah, I mean they're supposed to be yeah, yeah it's a sin. Yeah. It's a sin."
Wise words. Wise, bewildering words.
Gay CHUBBY dating!
Browse Singles In Your Area!
Find a gay chubby who'll give you a gay chubby!
I deeply need to believe that these are not genuine responses.
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
I guess If I can believe this is real I can believe the "Guy Makes a Hilarious Dating Video to Get Back with His Ex" is real too.
That guy in the white t-shirt has total BJ lips.
|Dinkin Flicka |
I can't tell who I hate more: homophobes and pro-lifers who go by a script and know it by heart and have every logical exit covered or these types who just broadcast that don't know shit. They both irk me in similar but different ways.
"Can't bring any friends over because...they're gayyy..."
Crap, just noticed that tag. Well, I think it deserves being repeated.
Sorry, my mistake. Let the Buttsecks commence!*
*A little known fact is that every time someone says "If you're against the gays, why does your name have 'buttsex' in it?", an angel gets its wings.
|Maggot Brain |
Fuck! Witch one of you queens blabbed about destroying the economy and the different things.
You should base your moral compass on what your kids punk friends will think.
|Mad Struggle |
Five for fundamentalist christians who don't know the country's founding fathers were deists, agnostics and atheists. Guess they don't teach that in the 'Heartland'.
1:51 - 2:15
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Every time I see shit like this I start to think of myself as the Grinch. First, my shriveled gay heart concocts the plan of swooping down upon Whoville (Christianity) and stealing all of their presents (safety, security, their ability to live their lives happily), and my faithful dog Max (aka AIDS) and I haul them onto our sled (gay marraige), and prepare to get the hell out of town, leaving all the whos in abject misery forever. Mwahahahahahahaa! Take that, you whos! Only then I see Cindy Lou Who staring at me with those big huge eyes of her. "Why do you have to take marraige away from us?" she asks. I gaze down, wondering if what I'm doing is right, my heart starting to grow.
But then I realize fuck it, she's going to grow up to be some cunt cheerleader anyway. Onward, Max! And then we leave and never come back. THE END
Isn't it empowering to know you utterly control all these peoples' happiness?
Gays are doing their part to get rid of the arcane institution of "matrimony".
Why aren't straight people pulling their weight?
Those are the confused churches!
On the plus side, clearly there's a nearby bar that serves strong drinks for cheap.
Normally I wouldn't even rate this, but the first guy almost slipped and said "same ra[ce]..." and then corrected himself.
These people vote.
"And scar the kids, and ruin our lives as husband and wife, and the economy, and... different things that... is..."
These videos should be shown in schools.
"See kids? There's a viewpoint that says being gay is bad. THOSE PEOPLE hold it. You're free to share an opinion with THOSE PEOPLE."
At this point, I'm hoping that people like this are relegated to areas of scorn and ridicule, like the KKK. My only regret is that they are probably breeding. Hopefully a nice gay couple can adopt their child when it gets taken away by CPS because they are trying to feed the child drool and Bible pages.
|Joey The Cobra |
I'm always disapointed when I watch a video like this and then when I look in the comments I don't see Billy Buttsex trying to defend the morons and being called a retard.
I want to hear his thoughts on how the gays are destroying the economy.
Because it's clearly not the Iraq war, the subprime mortgage crisis, or out-of-control gas prices. It's those damned gays buying things for their gay married houses.
Uh, actually, gays haven't destroyed anything yet, but the attitude toward promiscuity undermines the middle class when it seeps over to breeders and causes them to produce children out of wedlock, which keeps people poor and state-dependent.
Also, they're horrible soldiers.
Yes, because people totally didn't fuck out of wedlock before gay people existed.
Well, to be fair, we don't know when 'the gay' first existed. But it seems to me that any mammal with a prick will fuck any damp hole that's readily available, and that's a tradition that predates 'wedlock' -- indeed, man itself-- and has never really stopped for breath since god created the peen five thousand years ago on the fifth day.
Anyway, it kind of implies that the middle class is looking to gays for ethical guidance, which... I just am not sure is true.
I'm sure they have some eloquent point to make, but when they open their mouths, all I hear are farts and whistles.
Not only do I support gay marriage, I support *mandatory* gay marriage. The guy with the DSL should marry the mushmouthed guy in the polo shirt. At gunpoint, if necessary.
It's true... if you pray in the street you will be arrested.
|Pie Boy |
To their credit, it's probably really hard to be a vocal fundie in Boulder.
They're dying because they're having sech wich each other.
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