FABIO2      This scene is the trump card against anyone who still thinks this movie isn't the greatest ode to gayness ever made.
Goose's outfit is infinitely gayer than any of the shirtless players.
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zatojones  HEY GUYS TOP GUN IS QUUEEEER I BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY BEFORE DID YOU??
it's a movie about jet fighters. end of story
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a flaming monkey Actually, I first saw it when I was probably 7 or so. Being so naive, I didn't realize that jet pilots playing volley ball, slapping butts, posing awkwardly in jeans, and sporting terminal sunburns, was gay. Now I am enlightened and think that anything remotely connected with Tom Cruise is gay.
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DMKA  All these years I've never, ever watched this movie, but my uncle was like, the biggest fan ever of it. He was also possibly one of the biggest homophobes I've ever met.
Watching this for the first time, I'm beginning to go with that whole idea of "internalized homophobia".
Oh yeah, -4 stars for somewhat sane Tom Cruise.
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hornung      3' tall net for the cruise spikes.
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Blaise      Poor Goose, the only real man of the bunch.
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a flaming monkey Notice that there are only male spectators.
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Sean Robinson     Needs a "This is what they really believe!" tag.
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Lurchi      Almost as gay as "300"
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Menudo con queso     Playing, playing with the boys
Staying, playing with the boys
After chasing sunsets, one of life's simple joys
(Is the boys)
I don't wanna be the moth alone in your fire
(With the boys)
I don't wanna be obssessed by my desire
(You're shining, you're smiling, I see it now)
With the boys
(I say again)
You play too rough
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