Actually the protesting kooks are pretty reasonable throughout this entire exchange. Scientologists looking like IDIOTS = endearing to me and therefore five stars!
He's just saying that, as a reformed homosexual (because Scientology can cure you), he regularly smells women's pussies. Of course, that's as far as he can go before his gag reflex kicks in and he has to go look at the Abercrombie and Fitch catalog models for an hour.
First worthwhile video of these I've seen. Also, Carmichael's got the look of smug satisfaction that only belongs to a man who knows he is an utter piece of shit.
Also: what the Hell is Willem Dafoe director doing following a bunch of kids around? Don't they have cronies to do that while the higher ups are served by 16-year old girls in hot-pants?