Chizmurder 
Oh great, now I have a boner at work.
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asian hick
i can't stop laughing at this.
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Cleaner82
There's a harpoon joke in there somewhere.
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rustedmutt
I had one of those pool floaties as a kid! GODDAMMIT, PERVS...quit ruining my childhood!
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Uulanbaatorbaby
Two whales? Truly the casanova of pool toys.
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Blaise
Why does he objectify his sexual partners so?
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kiint there was an "incident" at sea world when he was eight
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Repomancer
Xydexx, you fag.
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UnderANeonHalo
I don't know how I should feel about this, I mean that is the most awkward and hilarious way to masturbate I've ever seen.
+5000 stars and for his youtube name being "rubwhale"
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garcet71283 First there was Heemeyer.
Then Blazin Hazin.
Now there is only.....
R U B W H A L E
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kiint
HEY
hey
do you think...do you think he could be a
a...
SPERM WHALE??!?!?! OHGODLOLZZZZ
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Chalkdust
I just realized that, between this and owning a RealDoll, this has so many more advantages:
1. Cheaper
2. Not so much creepy as ridiculous
3. Neighbors will think you just spend a lot of time vacuuming
4. If you have company over, you can just deflate everything and store it in a small box in the closet
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CuteLucca
Nothing sets a mood like the soft purring of an Oreck
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fucking batman
those eyes are asking for it
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kingarthur
Okay, where's the episode of CSI where they discover a guy who has died by suffocating in his inflatable plastic whale suit while doing exactly this?
Answer: Because you can't make this stuff up.
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altamont
Free Willy, indeed.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
Is it wrong that I want Attenborough to narrate this.
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Camonk
You guys are missing the obvious question(s): Why didn't he set up the whales before climbing into the suit? Followup: is that because manhandling the whales into position in the suit is part of the fetish?
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garcet71283 Maybe he's camoflauging himself for the ultimate sneak-attack on inflatable whale enthusiasts.
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juiceboxtheeverliving
that shit made me have to smoke another bowl before work.
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Ersatz
Cognitive scientists are making great progress in discovering just how the human mind works. I'd say that's not a goal worth accomplishing.
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egglab
the save the whales campaign has hit a new low.
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badideasinaction
There's an open, uncurtained window. At some point in tine the neighbours are going to have a great story to tell.
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GoodAaron
I'm pretty sure this is a dupe, but a classic one that was taken down due to embarrassment on the uploader's part.
This is what Portal of Evil was MADE FOR.
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Bisekrankas
SFW fetish week is a gift that just keeps on giving.
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keinsignal
Man when this guy manages to suffocate himself to death it is going to make for some great local news.
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Magical Man from Happy-Land
SHAMU NOOOOOO
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Deconvolution
A part of me half-expected that positive pressure whale suit to explode.
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godot
Now I can't get an erection without the Hoover running. Thanks POE.
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Babies Ate My Dingo
Good sir, when the sex ed teacher talked about wearing rubbers, that's not what she meant.
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Mister Yuck
I lost it when the vacuum motor started.
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