If Coach McGuirk isn't in your pantheon of heroes, he fucking well should be.

Put on yer seat belt. Put on yer seat belt. Put on yer seat belt. Put on yer seat belt. Put on yer seat belt.

Maybe I was just lucky, but it wasn't all that weird to feel stubble rubbing against stubble.

I got CHILDREN! In another STATE!

I'm gonna watch this show so hard.

Ha ha, I never noticed the laser eye doctor in there before.

One star for every minute I laughed. (Current ranking system does not allow enough stars)

We've all had that one power-mad jackass instructor/teacher/boss.

My god there are no end to these.

Huge plume! A Mushroom cloud!