Syd Midnight FUCK YOU BRISCOE! We're bringin' in Friday for this confession. Don't feel bad, you can't beat the King.
HURF BLURF DUH His rights were not deprived! Didn't you hear Friday say he Mirandized him? Go Joe! You tell that smartmouth punk child molestor! You tell him good!
Blaise Pretty sure Cain didn't get away on a technicality.
Xenocide Cain's lawyer successfully got his sentence overturned when it was revealed God forgot to fill out the required paperwork for exiling someone with a mark on their head. However, God successfully appealed that ruling, by using the classic legal trick of going back in time and changing it.
charmlessman He got picked up twice for forcible rape. Not just regular rape, FORCIBLE rape.