Syd Midnight - 2008-06-03 FUCK YOU BRISCOE! We're bringin' in Friday for this confession. Don't feel bad, you can't beat the King.
HURF BLURF DUH - 2008-06-03 His rights were not deprived! Didn't you hear Friday say he Mirandized him? Go Joe! You tell that smartmouth punk child molestor! You tell him good!
Blaise - 2008-06-03 Pretty sure Cain didn't get away on a technicality.
Xenocide - 2008-06-03 Cain's lawyer successfully got his sentence overturned when it was revealed God forgot to fill out the required paperwork for exiling someone with a mark on their head. However, God successfully appealed that ruling, by using the classic legal trick of going back in time and changing it.
charmlessman - 2008-06-03 He got picked up twice for forcible rape. Not just regular rape, FORCIBLE rape.