Okay, this man is evil incarnate, but as someone who has been to West Virginia on more than one occasion, I don't feel like this was at all out of line.
If there are any stereotypes about West Virginians that should just die out entirely it's this one. I want to point this out since I'm from Ky but only 20 miles from WV and it's synonymous with us as well as Tennessee, Arkansas, Georgia, and Alabama or whatever comes to mind(In truth I've heard folks say this about Florida and Pennsylvania and just about every state south of Maryland, but most Yankee's have it down to a science to here them talk). Were not all a white trash bunch of exponential chromosomes having drunken kid-swap orgies in our trailer-houses. I've seen kids raised in houses with dirt floors and no utilities and they looked and behaved more intelligently than kids who are real, actual products of incest. That's not to say they're real winners as far as social or academic standards as anyone who's seen this can attest:
He is still a fuckin' hero though! Long live D. Ray and Hasil Adkins!!
I'm still pissed that this weekend this asshole from Chicago retrived my friends shoes she missplaced while we were at a wedding and commented "Probably don't wear em' that often where she's from haw haw haw."
I didn't have time to survey everyone in order to find out just how many of them were the products of incest, but it was really a whole other planet down there. It was really some Twighlight Zone bullshit. And I'm not just some ignorant, big city Yankee. I've been to every state in the U.S. a number of times, and West Virginia is by far the worst and most backwards.
I think Cheney is the only politician who knows he is evil
Politicians should start to watch their goddamn mouths when surrounded by a forest of microphones. Though, yes, as jokes go I've heard worse.
Say what you will about the administration, but I'd hang out with Cheney - he seems like a fun guy.
I'll be honest, I've always fancied myself an evil villain.
Jesus christ I would not want to hang out with Cheney.
"Hello Mr. Vice President."
"You look like a homo. Take off that fancy shirt. What are you, a homo?"
"I will bite off one finger for every time you talk back to me, you homo."
Just remember - even as you typed that, Cheney was thinking about how much he would enjoy watching you, specifically you, die.
I'll get you Batman!
That was actually decent, reasonably chuckleworthy self-deprecating humor. I don't hate him for this one.
I still hate him for everything else.
|Binro the Heretic |
I'm actually surprised he isn't being nastier at this point. I wouldn't be shocked if he interrupted all television broadcasts during prime time to call us all a bunch of stupid cunts.
"What are ya gonna do, huh, NOT ELECT ME? HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAA! KISS MY ASS, BITCHES!"
Five stars just for being the first thing out of Cheney's mouth I think was maybe 65-70% true.
No one is all bad, I guess.
ALL HAIL THE MESSIAH OBAMA. THE OBAMA CHRIST WILL SAVE US ALL FROM OUR OWN STUPIDITY!
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Translation: "I'm really white"
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