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Desc:Venomfangx has been o.d-ing on stupid pills lately. This is clearly a cry for help.
Category:Religious, Educational
Tags:God, fundamentalists, proof, VenomFangX, amazing schizo-logic
Submitted:dead_cat
Date:06/07/08
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Mordant
This may top Kirk Cameron's banana argument for best example of Poe's Law.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Also, apparently God is English.

Move over, bitches. We got some missionarying to get back to.

Xenocide
The Tiny Toons really add a lot of credibility to his argument.
Lindner
I was thinking the exact same thing. We need more biblical scholars to reference Tiny Toon Adventures.

Not that I'm implying VenomFangX is a biblical scholar. Or indeed, any kind of scholar.

Godard's Drinking Problem
Be sure to watch "Re: How to prove the existence of God in 1 minute" in the related videos. I'd like to imagine these two gentlemen are neighbors, and have this argument across from each other's yards all day long.
Gianni
Wow I was 99% certain this was a joke until I looked at some of his other stuff.
Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Most of which he just rips off from other Christianists and passes it off as his own.

gotterdamm
So... God doesn't use the metric system?
Dinky Patterson
"The metric system is the tool of the devil!"-Grandpa Simpson

Keefu
He's come a long way since one of his videos was first posted here
TimbolinoBilchard
Wha?

I always thought a better arguement for God/intelligent designer was that water is less dense when as a solid than when as a liquid so that the fish don't get killed every winter when lakes freeze.

But this argument makes no sense.
yeahjim
The strongest argument for the Christian God's existence is In-N-Out Burger's Double Double.
Lindner
Holy shit... IMMA BELIEVER!

Adramelech
Awesome.
Cheese
Y'know, it's true.

http://www.snopes.com/business/alliance/inandout.asp

Maggot Brain
Fuzzy math indeed.
bac
what a fucking moron he forgot to include five.
dead_cat
Oh, it gets better.

VenomFangX (2 days ago):
"2 objections I'd like to answer 1) They marched 6 times around the city in 6 days, then an additional 7 times on the 7th day 2) The diameter of the moon in 2159 not 2160. Both of these objections totally miss the point! Joshua 6:14 " So on the second day they marched around the city once and returned to the camp. They did this for six days." The 7th day is clearly distinct from the 6 days, as the scripture clearly separates them. Also, 2159 vs 2160 miles is simply nit-picky beyond reason."
Cap'n Profan!ty
Oh, good God. The guy's really a fucking lunatic. So a number ALMOST matches up in two arbitrary systems between two arbitrary events/objects, and this is evidence of divinity.

You have to presuppose the intention of meaningfulness to us and us alone at this moment, in this country, for it to have meaning. The damn verse says nothing about the moon, and if it were a message from God, don't you think He would have made it exact? What a maroon.

fermun
oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! I'm telling Jesus on you! You're gonna go to hell!

IrishWhiskey
It's the same thing with images of Jesus on toast and water stains.

If God is sending a divine image, it should look like a perfect artistic replica. There's no conceivable reason why it'd look 'kinda like Jesus might have looked if you turn your head and squint'. Either he's manifesting himself because he doesn't want doubt, he's not manifesting because he's wants only faith, or he's manifesting in ways that are indistinguishable from blobs of melting butter because apparently only the credulous and gullible can get into heaven.

Herr Matthias
Why the diameter of the moon and not the circumference? The mind boggles.
Baby Finster
A trip around the moon ALSO is 360 degrees! COINCIDENCE?????????????????

Repomancer
Can't argue with that.
kelpfoot
And 1 Kings implies that the value of pi is 3.
Lurchi
I like it when crazy people are this concise.
glendower
The more compelling proof of God, for me, comes in the form of the ontological argument by St. Anselm. Sure, there are all sorts of problems with it about whether it really applies to God or some other abstract idea, but no one has disproved the argument itself.
Mordant
The ontological argument is retarded but I think you're damning it with faint praise by comparing it to this argument.

glasseye
St. Anselm's ontological argument is a fallacy. An a priori proof of existence is no proof at all. David Hume summarized this position thusly:

1. The only way to prove anything a priori is through an opposite contradiction; for example, I am a married bachelor.
2. The resultant contradiction makes something inconceivable. Obviously it is impossible to have a married bachelor.
3. It is impossible to comprehend anything not existing. Thus it is inconceivable to imagine anything not existing.
4. Nothing can be proven to exist a priori, including God.


Back to the video, this loony is hilarious. Such condescension! Such pride!

Camonk
Unsurprisingly, Hume trumps the jackass on whom we can basically blame all of Augustine's tragic and horribly constraining philosophy!

Bort
St. Anselm's argument should guarantee the existence of Batman too.

kingarthur
A show like Lost must be the greatest thing ever for this guy. Every stupid turn of phrase or coincidence the writers shit out must be full of meaning and parable for him.

Think on that in terms of bible literalists.
Quad9Damage
He's still disabling ratings and only allowing asskissing comments through.

this is amazing, thanks Shawn.

muslims and atheists have nothing on this!
Rodents of Unusual Size
Tiny Toons shoots this into evil territory by leaps and bounds.
StanleyPain
Wow...I wasn't sure what to expect when I loaded the video, but I should have known it would be a "huh?" moment.

IN THE BIBLE THE LENGTH OF NOAH'S DICK IS CLEARLY GIVEN AS 5 INCHES.....THE SAME AS THE DIAMETER OF A FLOPPY DISKETTE WHICH WASN'T INVENTED UNTIL LATER!!!

GOD EXISTS!
Dinky Patterson
Damnation, he removed this from his channel.

I was looking forward to seeing this again. I really was.
Dinky Patterson
Cool, it's back.

The God of Biscuits
So wait, 6 rotations, which is 2160 degrees in a system we now use for angle, is the same as the moon's diameter in a system we now use for distance are the same? It's God!
King of Balls
I know I'm not the first person to point this out here, but the English mile is not only an arbitrary designation of length, but also used by like three or four countries in the whole world.
Exegesis_Saves
Pi = 3.0

(1 Kings 7:23-26)
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