This may top Kirk Cameron's banana argument for best example of Poe's Law.
The Tiny Toons really add a lot of credibility to his argument.
|Godard's Drinking Problem |
Be sure to watch "Re: How to prove the existence of God in 1 minute" in the related videos. I'd like to imagine these two gentlemen are neighbors, and have this argument across from each other's yards all day long.
Wow I was 99% certain this was a joke until I looked at some of his other stuff.
So... God doesn't use the metric system?
He's come a long way since one of his videos was first posted here
I always thought a better arguement for God/intelligent designer was that water is less dense when as a solid than when as a liquid so that the fish don't get killed every winter when lakes freeze.
But this argument makes no sense.
The strongest argument for the Christian God's existence is In-N-Out Burger's Double Double.
Holy shit... IMMA BELIEVER!
Y'know, it's true.
|Maggot Brain |
Fuzzy math indeed.
what a fucking moron he forgot to include five.
Oh, it gets better.
VenomFangX (2 days ago):
"2 objections I'd like to answer 1) They marched 6 times around the city in 6 days, then an additional 7 times on the 7th day 2) The diameter of the moon in 2159 not 2160. Both of these objections totally miss the point! Joshua 6:14 " So on the second day they marched around the city once and returned to the camp. They did this for six days." The 7th day is clearly distinct from the 6 days, as the scripture clearly separates them. Also, 2159 vs 2160 miles is simply nit-picky beyond reason."
oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! I'm telling Jesus on you! You're gonna go to hell!
|Herr Matthias |
Why the diameter of the moon and not the circumference? The mind boggles.
Can't argue with that.
And 1 Kings implies that the value of pi is 3.
I like it when crazy people are this concise.
The more compelling proof of God, for me, comes in the form of the ontological argument by St. Anselm. Sure, there are all sorts of problems with it about whether it really applies to God or some other abstract idea, but no one has disproved the argument itself.
The ontological argument is retarded but I think you're damning it with faint praise by comparing it to this argument.
St. Anselm's ontological argument is a fallacy. An a priori proof of existence is no proof at all. David Hume summarized this position thusly:
1. The only way to prove anything a priori is through an opposite contradiction; for example, I am a married bachelor.
2. The resultant contradiction makes something inconceivable. Obviously it is impossible to have a married bachelor.
3. It is impossible to comprehend anything not existing. Thus it is inconceivable to imagine anything not existing.
4. Nothing can be proven to exist a priori, including God.
Back to the video, this loony is hilarious. Such condescension! Such pride!
A show like Lost must be the greatest thing ever for this guy. Every stupid turn of phrase or coincidence the writers shit out must be full of meaning and parable for him.
Think on that in terms of bible literalists.
He's still disabling ratings and only allowing asskissing comments through.
this is amazing, thanks Shawn.
muslims and atheists have nothing on this!
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Tiny Toons shoots this into evil territory by leaps and bounds.
Wow...I wasn't sure what to expect when I loaded the video, but I should have known it would be a "huh?" moment.
IN THE BIBLE THE LENGTH OF NOAH'S DICK IS CLEARLY GIVEN AS 5 INCHES.....THE SAME AS THE DIAMETER OF A FLOPPY DISKETTE WHICH WASN'T INVENTED UNTIL LATER!!!
|Dinky Patterson |
Damnation, he removed this from his channel.
I was looking forward to seeing this again. I really was.
|The God of Biscuits |
So wait, 6 rotations, which is 2160 degrees in a system we now use for angle, is the same as the moon's diameter in a system we now use for distance are the same? It's God!
|King of Balls |
I know I'm not the first person to point this out here, but the English mile is not only an arbitrary designation of length, but also used by like three or four countries in the whole world.
Pi = 3.0
(1 Kings 7:23-26)
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