glasseye 
Nipply.
-1 for flubby acting.
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Desidiosus
what
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Senator_Unger
Then what? THEN WHAT!?!
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halon
Team Lemon Party, take note.
Such is the comeuppance due to all lemon whores.
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NineEleven
This is where all theatre majors go...eventually
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namtar
minus stars for the laughing, otherwise would have been five
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snothouse
Is this from the snake wrestling porn into people?
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Midnight Man
Way to keep flubbing your lines dude
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asian hick
How ashamed should I be that I've already seen this...in context?
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citrusmirakel
"I wish I was a Lemon."
They all do, baby. They all do.
Side note: That actress is dead now.
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Desidiosus So stealing lemons is punishable by death in certain states?
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citrusmirakel The girlfriend character.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hailey_Paige
I'm sorry for knowing this one.
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spork865 That is the saddest Wikipedia entry I've read in a long time.
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Brautwurst_Barbarian
That was surreal.
-1 for the weak ending. +5 for the idea of a world where the biggest problem are whores that steal lemons.
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Camonk Lemons have never been promised so much in this world.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
I hate it when that happens!
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Xenocide
There is a lemon tree in my yard as well. It's taller than the fence so it is possible for someone to reach over and steal some lemons. One day we noticed a neighbor doing just that.
However, he was a fat man in his 60's.
So the sex was even hotter.
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Camonk
If I hadn't seen Cream of Wheat man about to get it on, I'd call this just about the strangest set up for a porn ever.
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Pillager
http://www.fullporndvds.com/movies/virgin_territory.html
NSFW
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kingarthur
"I heard this neighborhood has a couple of lemon whores."
"Has it been about ten seconds since we looked at our lemon tree?"
"What? I didn't steal these. These are the fruit of my loins."
Best. Porno. Intro. Ever.
Also, I believe the referenced dead actress is the one not stealing the lemons. And I believe she was murdered.
Enjoy your funny!
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athodyd
everyone in this is my new favorite anything
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revdrew
I like this new direction for porn. Less Bang Bus, more Lemon Whores.
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NoCode
This might actually be a better idea than the Bigfoot porn movie and Bat Pussy.
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Dear Leader
FYI, that is Hailey Paige and she died from (supposedly) a drug overdose last year. :(
I am something of a connessuier
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Maggot Brain
In the words of Robert Plant (or some black guy who said it first) SQUEEEEEEZE MY LEMON UNTIL THE JUICE RUNS DOWN MY LEG!
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Nyms Lives!
That's why I check my lemon tree every NINE seconds, to prevent such whore-related tragedies.
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phalsebob
-1 star for cutting when it was just getting interesting.
Co-incidentally, I thought I knew that guy... except the guy I know is very gay, and was the lead villain in romantic play about Vikings. Yes, it was awesome.
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baleen
I think I know the lemon tree whore.
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Geoff Marr
I thought it was just a skit with bad acting.
Then I realized it might be the best intro to a porno ever.
+5*
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Jupiter
I wish I was a lemon.
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Jupiter Also, the girl who isn't the lemon whore reminds me of Sarah Silverman.
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soci-o-path
Perfect ending.
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Merzbau
MY GOD IT'S FULL OF STARS
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