-1 for flubby acting.
Then what? THEN WHAT!?!
Team Lemon Party, take note.
Such is the comeuppance due to all lemon whores.
This is where all theatre majors go...eventually
minus stars for the laughing, otherwise would have been five
Is this from the snake wrestling porn into people?
|Midnight Man |
Way to keep flubbing your lines dude
|asian hick |
How ashamed should I be that I've already seen this...in context?
"I wish I was a Lemon."
They all do, baby. They all do.
Side note: That actress is dead now.
So stealing lemons is punishable by death in certain states?
The girlfriend character.
I'm sorry for knowing this one.
That is the saddest Wikipedia entry I've read in a long time.
That was surreal.
-1 for the weak ending. +5 for the idea of a world where the biggest problem are whores that steal lemons.
Lemons have never been promised so much in this world.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I hate it when that happens!
There is a lemon tree in my yard as well. It's taller than the fence so it is possible for someone to reach over and steal some lemons. One day we noticed a neighbor doing just that.
However, he was a fat man in his 60's.
So the sex was even hotter.
If I hadn't seen Cream of Wheat man about to get it on, I'd call this just about the strangest set up for a porn ever.
"I heard this neighborhood has a couple of lemon whores."
"Has it been about ten seconds since we looked at our lemon tree?"
"What? I didn't steal these. These are the fruit of my loins."
Best. Porno. Intro. Ever.
Also, I believe the referenced dead actress is the one not stealing the lemons. And I believe she was murdered.
Enjoy your funny!
everyone in this is my new favorite anything
I like this new direction for porn. Less Bang Bus, more Lemon Whores.
This might actually be a better idea than the Bigfoot porn movie and Bat Pussy.
|Dear Leader |
FYI, that is Hailey Paige and she died from (supposedly) a drug overdose last year. :(
I am something of a connessuier
|Maggot Brain |
In the words of Robert Plant (or some black guy who said it first) SQUEEEEEEZE MY LEMON UNTIL THE JUICE RUNS DOWN MY LEG!
|Nyms Lives! |
That's why I check my lemon tree every NINE seconds, to prevent such whore-related tragedies.
-1 star for cutting when it was just getting interesting.
Co-incidentally, I thought I knew that guy... except the guy I know is very gay, and was the lead villain in romantic play about Vikings. Yes, it was awesome.
I think I know the lemon tree whore.
|Geoff Marr |
I thought it was just a skit with bad acting.
Then I realized it might be the best intro to a porno ever.
I wish I was a lemon.
Also, the girl who isn't the lemon whore reminds me of Sarah Silverman.
MY GOD IT'S FULL OF STARS
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