Nipply.

-1 for flubby acting.

what

Then what? THEN WHAT!?!

Team Lemon Party, take note.

Such is the comeuppance due to all lemon whores.

This is where all theatre majors go...eventually

minus stars for the laughing, otherwise would have been five

Is this from the snake wrestling porn into people?

Way to keep flubbing your lines dude

How ashamed should I be that I've already seen this...in context?

"I wish I was a Lemon."

They all do, baby. They all do.

Side note: That actress is dead now.

That was surreal.

-1 for the weak ending. +5 for the idea of a world where the biggest problem are whores that steal lemons.

I hate it when that happens!

There is a lemon tree in my yard as well. It's taller than the fence so it is possible for someone to reach over and steal some lemons. One day we noticed a neighbor doing just that.

However, he was a fat man in his 60's.

So the sex was even hotter.

If I hadn't seen Cream of Wheat man about to get it on, I'd call this just about the strangest set up for a porn ever.

http://www.fullporndvds.com/movies/virgin_territory.html

NSFW

"I heard this neighborhood has a couple of lemon whores."

"Has it been about ten seconds since we looked at our lemon tree?"

"What? I didn't steal these. These are the fruit of my loins."

Best. Porno. Intro. Ever.

Also, I believe the referenced dead actress is the one not stealing the lemons. And I believe she was murdered.

Enjoy your funny!

everyone in this is my new favorite anything

I like this new direction for porn. Less Bang Bus, more Lemon Whores.

This might actually be a better idea than the Bigfoot porn movie and Bat Pussy.

FYI, that is Hailey Paige and she died from (supposedly) a drug overdose last year. :(

I am something of a connessuier

In the words of Robert Plant (or some black guy who said it first) SQUEEEEEEZE MY LEMON UNTIL THE JUICE RUNS DOWN MY LEG!

That's why I check my lemon tree every NINE seconds, to prevent such whore-related tragedies.

-1 star for cutting when it was just getting interesting.

Co-incidentally, I thought I knew that guy... except the guy I know is very gay, and was the lead villain in romantic play about Vikings. Yes, it was awesome.

I think I know the lemon tree whore.

I thought it was just a skit with bad acting.
Then I realized it might be the best intro to a porno ever.
+5*

I wish I was a lemon.

Perfect ending.

MY GOD IT'S FULL OF STARS

#NotAllWomen are lemon whores.

I was just thinking about this last week for some reason.

What this scene really needs is Divine and Tab Hunter, and Edith Massey as the Lemon Whore.

-1 because they don't cut down the tree and fuck her with it as punishment.