Xenocide -2 stars because he doesn't go into one of his fast-talking redundant-statement rants.
+1 star for the last line.
Caminante Nocturno This is how people should conduct themselves when being interviewed by people like Bill O'Reilly. Including being terrified of a little girl.
Rodents of Unusual Size YOU WILL BE SILENT BILL O REILLY! I AM A SUPERVILLAIN! YOU ARE NOT A SUPERVILLAIN, YOU MERELY HAVE A TELEVISION SHOW WHERE YOU EMULATE SUPERVILLAINS BUT IN FACT YOU ARE NOT A SUPERVILLAIN, SUCH AS I, A SUPERVILLIAN OF EVIL INTENTIONS! AND NOW BILL O' REILLY YOU WILL CONDUCT THIS INTERVIEW, THIS INTERVIEW THAT I A SUPERVILLIAN HAVE AGREED TO WHERE YOU WILL ASK QUESTIONS, QUESTIONS ABOUT MY SUPERVILLAINY BILL O' REILLY!