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Desc:Getting married. Getting a Job. Life is GOOD.
Category:Humor
Tags:hambeast, Oklahoma, demoniusx, neckfat, everything will work out just fine
Submitted:nubilus
Date:06/09/08
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nubilus
From Myspace:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/nubilus/demonius.jpg

An omen of things to come?
nubilus
ALSO AFTER A BIT OF SLEUTHING I BELIEVE I HAVE FOUND IRREFUTABLE PROOF THAT DEMONIUSX'S WOMAN IS NOT A WOMAN AT ALL...

EVIDENCE FORTHCOMING....

nubilus
THE EVIDENCE:

Okay as Blackbetta below has illustrated my first clue, for the record here is a screenshot...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/nubilus/youtube.jpg

Before I continue make no mistake that "her" name is Michelle...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/nubilus/michelle1-1.jpg< br />
SO I GOOGLE THE YOUTUBE SN "PonyQueenChelle" & TOWARDS THE VERY BOTTOM I CLICK ON A YOUTUBE PROFILE WITH THAT VERY SN IN THE RESULT & COME ACROSS THIS PROFILE...

http://jp.youtube.com/hollahollagangsta

CONT....

nubilus
FOR THE RECORDS HERE IS THE SCREEN:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/nubilus/pqchelle.jpg

DEADLETTERS??? WTF IS THIS SHIT???

SO I GOOGLE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/nubilus/deadletters.jpg< br />
THE JURY SAYS................

Keefu
Oh wow

nubilus
OH IT GETS BETTER, SHES A HERMY!!

http://www.intersexualite.org/besos_hermafroditas.html

scroll down for the a much older less fatter photo

Blackbetta
OK, you earned the five stars. Hope I didn't steal your thunder by posting the clue early, I had no idea what you were up to at the time.

Keefu
Marry me, Sherlock Nubilus.

Enjoy
well holy snotrockets batman.

http://www.intersexualite.org/Mish.jpg

Michelle is a dude. Does DemoniusX know?

nubilus
What if he doesn't know? I mean one would feel morally obligated to tell him the truth right?

Monchiles Monchiles
After reading your comments I find him calling the IrateGamer the "Irate Fag" is all the more hilarious.

Camonk
Oh god, I'm so happy right now I could cry.

snothouse
Photo removed! Did anybody swipe it before it disappeared?

nubilus
which photo snot?

Enjoy
I'm going to go on record and say that I don't think DemoniusX knows and that this will lead to the Greatest Video Ever Posted On Youtube when he posts his break-up blog detailing the issue.

Cleaner82
I feel so honored and privaleged to be a part of this, if only as a spectator.

theSnake
you are a golden god.

Princess v2.1
what the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK

bacon-swiss
Please, please, please, nobody tell him.

dr_rock
Sadly I don't think his twinkie and Michelle O'Brien are the same person. If you actually go to http://deadletters.biz/aboutme.html it recently states this person lives in Brooklyn. This doesn't quite add up.

dr_rock
http://www.youtube.com/user/PonyQueenChelle so this is definitely her, but the deadletters link is the only one that is a stretch. Find a link between that SN and deadletters.biz and you will have won.

Blackbetta
I'll wait on the stars until this evidence comes. In the meantime, here's a bit from the comments:


PonyQueenChelle (3 hours ago)
I love you, honey. Can't wait until you are here with me!

TempDemoniusX (2 hours ago)
Neither can I, sweetheart! *kisses*


j lzrd / swift idiot
Good for him!

HAAA HAA AHA HA HAHAHA HAAA HAHA!!
Jefka
He's truly living the American dream.
Jefka
Is there a way I can give another 5 stars for having a linked "Hambeast" tag?

Comeuppance
Done and done.

Comeuppance
Oh man, he's moving near me.

I'm so excited.

I just can't hide it.
Caminante Nocturno
Comeup-PANCE!

You can't sing tonight!

kingarthur
You know when you have that really pathetic and/or desperate friend or acquaintance? Whose life is really, really sad and listless? And then he or she figures they're going to fix it via a marriage?

Yeah, this.

Also, the evidence above is one of those things you should watch out for.

I'm a firm believer in a law outlawing any marriages before 30.
j lzrd / swift idiot
THERE WILL BE CHILDREN.

There are so many sad, horrible scenarios running through my head now... it's a man right? I mean, the thing he's marrying.

B. Weed
Actually, there probably *won't* be children if what nubilus says is true.

Aubrey McFate
"I'm going to be a better person, unless this relationship falls through. Then I'll go back to being a piece of shit."

Class!
Aubrey McFate
Also: HOLY SHIT NUBILUS. I thought these kind of revelations only happened at old PoE. I can't wait to see how this turns out. Mad props to you, man.

Lindner
... do they have Big Lots in Oklahoma?
Comeuppance
Not since Wal-Mart came into town.

Dinky Patterson
I'm confused. Maybe it's because the photo with "deadletters" in the url address was removed.

There's a YouTube account called deadletters314 that hollahollagangsta subscribes to, and it looks like she also participates in it with some guy. PonyQueenChelle said to hollahollagangsta, "I really appreciated you dropping me a line the other day from the deadletters account."

Please explain the connection to the intersexualite site.
Dinky Patterson
Sorry, this is supposed to be a reply to nubilus.

fermun
http://www.whois.net/whois_new.cgi?d=deadletters.biz
http://www.deadletters.biz/aboutme.html

So, if the comment about the deadletters account leads to Michelle being the Michelle O'Brien from Deadletters.biz, our poor hambeast will be the saddest hambeast ever.
fermun
Fuck, I fail at replying to nubilus.

Enjoy
You can see from the photo it's her. She has the same face just about 100 pounds lighter.

keinsignal
No way it's her. Since when do functionally literate brit trannies with friends in France, whatever their damage may be, move to Oklahoma fucking City and fall in love with assholes who work at Big Lots?

I think nub ran off the trail a little there at the end. Whatever this thing is, I'd say there's a solid chance it's actually female.

fermun
From the transgender: "I'm currently pursuing a Masters of Social Work at Hunter College."

That's from March 2008. I don't see someone going for their masters in NYC moving to Oklahoma City to date Demonius over the course of 3 months..

fermun
http://www.youtube.com/user/deadletters314

Deadletters is a youtube account that PonyQueenChelle is subscribed to. One of the people happens to be http://jp.youtube.com/hollahollagangsta

When PonyQueenChelle said that hollahollagangsta responded on deadletters, it didnt mean deadletters.biz.

we can all be sad now.

nubilus
Damn it! Good sleuthing though that thing is definitely not the hambeast in question. I tried accessing that site last night but it was down. I will still pursue this further but regardless -

I WANT TO BELIEVE.

Severian
Sorry, I think youse guys are wrong (but I hope you're right).

http://www.makingmoneymakechange.org/about.php

Michele is bottom-left in the photo, supposedly from 2008. Looks like the intersexualite photo, but not the fatty.

pastorofmuppets
I really wish it was her, because people would dig further into stuff like this:

"Watching Robocop

I wrote this essay as a writing sample for graduate school applications during the fall of 2003. It is the first in a series of theory essays I want do exploring the ways science fiction cinema uses heterosexual desire to mediate conflicts between white male supremacy and imperial capitalism."

that's from the deadletters site. if this person has youtube videos we may just hit the evil vid jackpot

StanleyPain
Waiting for stars until this developers further, but WHAT THE SHIT DID HE RECORD THIS WITH? The first webcam ever?
Camonk
I love this video so hard. Just so, so hard. He mentions his drinking several times. He has the fattest little fingers I've ever seen. He goes on how he won't do reviews anymore, then begs for people to ask him to make more reviews. How old is he? Cause his ambition to do data entry and maybe computer repair is sad in anybody over say 15 or so.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Failure pile on a sadness vlog.
Adham Nu'man
I'm happy for the man. All he needed was a couple hundred pounds of love to start acting like a human being.

P.S.: She's not a hermy, she's just fat. Jesus, you goddamn kids.
Cleaner82
I'm sorry did I mistype the URL and fall into a maturity forum, where people discuss ways to act responsibly? Over tea?

Adham Nu'man
You're right, sorry.

HURF DURF SHE'S A HERMY LOOOOOZER!!! BLARGH FAT PEOPLE LULZ!!!1

Caminante Nocturno
"The grammar skills I lack thereof."

Uh-huh.

By the way, you shouldn't get a girlfriend or get married because you feel that you have to. That's always a great way to ruin your life... Further.
pastorofmuppets
Seriously. He should get a gym membership and a personality. Both of these things are doable with some work. Then he can look for someone to date that isn't as desperate as he is. Some people just hate themselves I think.

futurebot
It's pretty sad that he frames his glorious triumph as NOW YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO PICK ON ME NO MORE
Scrotum H. Vainglorious
*tears*
*tears*
*tears*

LEAVE DEMONIUSX ALONE YOU BASTARDS!

*tears*
*tears*
*tears*
Shion
Heh heh Demonius.

Also, remind me never to piss you guys off.
Dharma
http://www.youtube.com/user/deadletters314

This is the link to one of her youtube subscribers. Explains the deadletters thing, I'd think.
nubilus
http://www.blurty.com/users/demoniusx/
Dinky Patterson
He closed his YouTube account.

I predict that HE'S going to dump HER.
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