You know it's a bad idea if your sentence ends with:
...and then we decided to make a ramp van.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
This guy's Colin Winkelman's. He's got the record for the longest BMX jump, dude.
I'm going to make some Terrorist Fist Pound-Cake right now.
a cool new twist on an old favourite.
There was a stunt like this on Letterman a while back. Minus the shattered coccyx.
It would have been so cool if they had just bothered to figure out how fast the van and guy needed to be going when they met. Oh well, falling a couple dozen feet and probably breaking some bones is pretty cool too.
Oh fast-paced rock music, there's no stupid idea you can't make awesome!
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
Super fun fact: this guy broke his ankles, several bones in his wrist and fractured a vertebra, he also dislocated his right ankle and foot.
Just after he finished recovering he had an argument with his girlfriend and, possibly due to the state of mind the medication for his injuries put him in, gassed himself in his garage a couple of days later.
Kind of takes the fun out of the video for me.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Yeah, I wanted to find out how badly injured the dude in the video was. 5 minutes of Google later, and it turns out he'd dead.
His girlfriend should have been nicer to him.
Shouldn't have screwed around with a fucking ramp van.
|Aubrey McFate |
Looks like a skit Arrested Development would do.
I'm gonna pour out some Brawndo for my man when I get the chance.
First it was hippies. Then it was Idaho Nazis and religious fundamentalist crazies. Now XTREEM sports guys are trying to sully the name of compound-dwellers everywhere?
I love this video just for the description. Chip is the man! AND it's a kick ass video!
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Na na na na na na na na na RAMP VAN
This is a perfect shining nugget of stupidity.
Professional idiot/extreme athlete Travis Pastrana and friends, ladies and gentlemen.
Also - Excellent job, Chip. I'm proud.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Yeah, that pretty much worked out exactly like it was supposed to.
well, i mean, technically it worked. i was expecting just a guy getting hit by a car
Sh.ould have had a pillow van riding behind
j lzrd / swift idiot
THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME!!
Also, if successful, would have meant one more suicidally X-TREEEEEME guy that would still be with us today, doing insane shit for our entertainment. Poor motherfucker, I want to give him the other two stars. R.I.P you crazy dead bastard.
|Cap'n Profan!ty |
we decided to make a ramp van
because we're idiots
We decided to try out the intensive care unit.
Unlike long division, physics is something you should try to remember after high school.
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