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Desc:Long on ingenuity, short on forethought.
Category:Accidents & Explosions, Stunts
Tags:Bike, van, ramp, travis pastrana, ramp van
Submitted:Chip
Date:06/10/08
Views:9953
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Comment count is 49
dichotic1
You know it's a bad idea if your sentence ends with:

...and then we decided to make a ramp van.
Maggot Brain
It's almost as bad as "Your Black Muslim Bakery"

afp3683
I would like to visit this Black Muslim Bakery. They probably have tasty things!

Big Beef Burritos Supreme
This guy's Colin Winkelman's. He's got the record for the longest BMX jump, dude.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIlH4TuaJKA

Repomancer
HE WENT SPLAT ALL OVAH

Xenocide
I bet they do terrorist fist pounds all day long at that bakery.

dr_rock
Terrorist fist-JABS.

Jeff Fries
You Black Muslim Bakery has nothing to do with ramp van, aside from vehicular maiming.

IrishWhiskey
I'm going to make some Terrorist Fist Pound-Cake right now.

TinManic
a cool new twist on an old favourite.
anvill
There was a stunt like this on Letterman a while back. Minus the shattered coccyx.
fermun
It would have been so cool if they had just bothered to figure out how fast the van and guy needed to be going when they met. Oh well, falling a couple dozen feet and probably breaking some bones is pretty cool too.
Monchiles Monchiles
Math is for gaybos and losers! We'll never need to use that shit in real life!

Senator_Unger
Oh fast-paced rock music, there's no stupid idea you can't make awesome!
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Super fun fact: this guy broke his ankles, several bones in his wrist and fractured a vertebra, he also dislocated his right ankle and foot.

Just after he finished recovering he had an argument with his girlfriend and, possibly due to the state of mind the medication for his injuries put him in, gassed himself in his garage a couple of days later.

Kind of takes the fun out of the video for me.
bacon-swiss
He killed himself?

Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Yeah, I wanted to find out how badly injured the dude in the video was. 5 minutes of Google later, and it turns out he'd dead.

http://www.blueworldexplorer.co.uk/articles/bmx_star.htm

Camonk
That's not very super or fun. You lied to me.

Severian
Visual evidence of "too dumb to live."

Cleaner82
... oh well!

love
that bumps it to 5!

Syd Midnight
He was living on borrowed time from the moment he said "Let's make a ramp van." In a roundabout way, it did kill him. So now it's a haunted ramp van.

zatojones
That's true for the majority of XTREEM sportsmen

erratic
I was friends with Colin's girlfriend and met him once. really nice guy, just really fucking crazy.

Screwtape

If you gotta go, go out on a high note.

fluffy
Yeah I think the aftermath just makes this even funnier, in this world where the Darwin awards have gotten boring.

bacon-swiss
Colin Winkelman
His girlfriend should have been nicer to him.
1976-2005
j lzrd / swift idiot
R.I.P.

Thanks for all the memories.

glasseye
Colin Winkelman
Shouldn't have screwed around with a fucking ramp van.
1976-2005


Enjoy
Colin Winkelman
Next time try a barrel roll
1976-2005

Rudy
Colin Winkelman
Ramp Vans cannot help you escape earth's gravitational pull
1976-2005

charmlessman
Ramp Van
2005 - 2005

Frostilicus
a ramp van will fucking cut you wide open!!

Aubrey McFate
Looks like a skit Arrested Development would do.

I'm gonna pour out some Brawndo for my man when I get the chance.
Smellvin
First it was hippies. Then it was Idaho Nazis and religious fundamentalist crazies. Now XTREEM sports guys are trying to sully the name of compound-dwellers everywhere?
PlushJake
I love this video just for the description. Chip is the man! AND it's a kick ass video!
Rodents of Unusual Size
Na na na na na na na na na RAMP VAN
Cleaner82
This is a perfect shining nugget of stupidity.
Hooper_X
Professional idiot/extreme athlete Travis Pastrana and friends, ladies and gentlemen.
Hooper_X
Also - Excellent job, Chip. I'm proud.

Caminante Nocturno
Yeah, that pretty much worked out exactly like it was supposed to.
petep
well, i mean, technically it worked. i was expecting just a guy getting hit by a car
FABIO2
Sh.ould have had a pillow van riding behind
j lzrd / swift idiot
THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME!!

Also, if successful, would have meant one more suicidally X-TREEEEEME guy that would still be with us today, doing insane shit for our entertainment. Poor motherfucker, I want to give him the other two stars. R.I.P you crazy dead bastard.

Cap'n Profan!ty
we decided to make a ramp van

because we're idiots
bopeton
Suicide.
sparklefatty
We decided to try out the intensive care unit.
IrishWhiskey
Unlike long division, physics is something you should try to remember after high school.
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