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Desc:unsatisfactory home life
Category:Horror, Pets & Animals
Tags:Kirsten Dunst, stage parents
Submitted:zatojones
Date:06/11/08
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Adham Nu'man
This is horrible!

How dare that little brat hinder the money-grabbing dreams of her parents?!? Kids these days are so fucking spoiled.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Her mum is such a passive aggressive bitch.

The whole thing is utterly depressing.

Lurchi
Deeply messed up.
freedoom
Makes me glad i was ignored as a child. now i scream in terror whenever another human being even brushes against me.
Senator_Unger
Even 15 years ago, Kirsten Dunst had Tom Cruise pegged as a freaking weirdo.
boner
and... scene
Rafiki
I take back any negative thing I ever said or thought about Kirsten Dunst because of 1) this video, and 2) pegging Tom Cruise as a weirdo.
chumbucket
I think I heard mom say "we want to foward YOUR career, ok? aaaagh!!
Xenocide
Wow, I suddenly appreciate my parents so much more now.
jmags
In light of this it's pretty shocking that Kirsten Dunst is a famous actress and not in jail for killing her parents.
KnowFuture
YOURE GOOD AT LYING 'CUZ YOURE AN ACTRESS

Also: Awesome PoE Still Screen Mixup #2,546: a picture of John McCain for "Why Kirsten Dunst Drinks".

Caminante Nocturno
"Okay, pretend we're not who we are!"

Lady, she must've spent every waking moment of her young life trying to do just that. That, and wanting to haymaker the two of you in your groins.
snothouse
This has got to be fake. The dad sounds like an Improv actor, she calls Tom Cruise a weirdo, and then he TOTALLY WORKED WITH JIM CARREY!!!!! Give me a break.
snothouse
"she" not "he worked with Jim Carrey...",

Adham Nu'man
Yeah, and they got this kid that looked like Kirsten Dunst and subjected her to plastic surgery to make her identical, then they used filters on the video to make it look like it's an old VHS tape so that they could put it online for $0 profit. Makes sense!

Kids, you gotta learn: one thing is being jaded, another is being completely fucking retarded.

StanleyPain
I think he meant fake as in the family faked it, not someone faked it to look like Dunst with a Dunst lookalike.

Caminante Nocturno
That's just as retarded, just on a different scale.

Cheese
Yes, Dunsts parents predicted the coming of viral videos and youtube fifteen years ago. You are a very smart man.

VoilaIntruder
Not as smart as Mr. Dunst apparently.

TeenerTot
This clip is enough to drive me to drinkin'.

Also, I love the incredulous look at the "god' part.
Hugo Gorilla
This was made as a joke. It was a tongue-in-cheek audition tape for another role. Kirsten Dunst and her parents have a perfectly happy and functioning family life and this was done all in jest. Right? Please?

But Tom Cruise is kinda weird.
chumbucket
the tiny bit of humanity I have left so wants you to be right about that

Dear Leader
Her Father was from Germany, her mother was from Sweden, they don't sound like they have any resemblance of an accent to me.
Joey The Cobra
Swedish people have a freaky ability to absorb the accent of whatever country they live in. Dunno about the father though.

Of course based on this video the parents sound like the kind of cunts who would purposely adopt American accents as part of their strategy to propel their kid to stardom. Also it would explain the fathers 'stage actor' accent.

SecretJunk
Best use of "Pets & Animals" tag
craptacular
these parents aren't in any way doing this to benefit themselves. oh no.
Rodents of Unusual Size
If this is fake then Kirsten deserves a fucking Oscar.

Seriously, the body language is very telling. She's uncomfortable, resentful, awkward, all totally natural given the fact that she's being forced into the public sphere so soon when she obviously wanted privacy.

5 fucking stars for her deriding religion, Tom Cruise, and Jim Carrey movies in the same conversation.
Rodents of Unusual Size
"Have you SEEN his movies?"
"Yes, sure, they're really funny"
(eye roll)

dancingshadow
Make it 10.

TheOtherCapnS
I think the person in the video vaguely resembles her, but is pretty clearly not her.
Innocent Bystander
Yeah. This is pretty clearly a fakey fakey fake fake fake.

Ursa_minor
Photoshopped.

RedHood
Fake
halon
"I have a certain lifestyle that I like to live, uh huh, I am not going to walk around going to wal mart for shopping!"

Holy shit, worst fucking mother ever. I genuinely wish something horrible would happen to her.
anotherdeadhero
"I go in my trailer and I kneel and I pray and I read teh bible, my favorite chapter is Genesis." haha
Dinky Patterson
Wouldn't the studio, and her agent, and whoever else besides her parents that's involved in her career have already prepped her about how to do interviews dealing with these subjects? They're all acting like she's never done an interview before. Maybe she hasn't.

Just feels fake.

Dinky Patterson
Also, this doesn't prove anything, but this video has been on YouTube since October 14, 2007 and its gotten over 35,000 views. I think that Talk Soup or Best Week Ever would've used it if it was real.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb0-FdGwLM4

Caminante Nocturno
Knowing that they used it would involve watching either of those shows, and nobody who does is smart enough to type.

divinitycycle
fake!
positively
so so fake and unfunny
kingarthur
It's real.
tamago
And the "fake vs. real" debate rages on
boner
Fake or not, it's entertaining. Also, a man in a gorilla suit walks by halfway through.

longwinded
i do not get this calling of fake
DrVital
The whole thing is ridiculous.
I don't think everything is fake, but this stinks to high heaven.

Anyone have any pictures of Dunst at this age? This girl doesn't look much like her, and doesn't sound like her at all.

Alektorophobic
No, at the end when she's screaming about how stupid it is, she sounds like she did when she was screaming at Brad Pitt in Interview With the Vampire.

frau_eva
What do you like to do for fun?

DON'T SCREW IT UP.
Geoff Marr
Her parents are probably in a shitty retirement home right now.
Dr Ambience
Actually, in the fake v not fake debate, the mom's voice sounds a bit like Dunst's voice does now. But mostly I believe this is for real because when I first saw Interview With A Vampire, I thought "what kind of parents would let their daughter play this role at that age?" And the answer to that question is "people who like to torture their kid on video tape.
oogaBooga
I DONT EVEN CARE IF THOSE ARENT HER PARENTS (even though they most certainly are) I WANT TO FUCKING KILL THEM ANYWAYS

I don't even care if they're actors (they aren't), I want to kill them just for angering me so.
Charles
We're only making plans for Kirsten
Harold Manchester
When I was working at AT&T, her mother called and spoke to me about our shitty DSL equipment malfunctioning. About 3 minutes into it she got all frustrated and distracted and put the father (stepfather?) on the phone. Instantly he kept making references to her celebrity status like it was going to magically repair the connection.

"Yeah it's our daughter Kirsten's computer we're just trying to get it back up and running. We keep telling her her 'Hey! You just finished Spiderman 3, take a break kiddo! But she's off in Europe you know doing some other movie.'"

Kept talking about her busy schedule. Meanwhile I'm like "Uh huh, cool, your daughter is some stupid extra in a movie or something. GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE DRIVING UP MY CALL TIME FFFUUUUUU

The thing is, I was so busy concentrating on fixing his shit, that I didn't realize, even with all the shameless plugging, who I was talking to. It was a weird realization after I got off the call.
Harveyjames
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcR0gv7EpUo

Skip to 20:00. This Asian guy, who's a film director, talks about how he faked the video. It's clearly a bit, jeez! You can see the young actress corpsing towards the end. Sheesh, you guys.
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