Ah, this brings me back to my youthful days at the boarding school, hanging out with my crew at the school yard. I dare say WE would frequently find trouble without looking too hard, as well.

I don't recall summoning any demons to do battle within the confines of a card game. But I remember all of the bright eyed children, and how the light died in their eyes one by one as they were asked to stay after class for tutoring.

The tutoring session consisted of the brutal sodomizing of my tight young anus. Even now I can hear the sound of sweaty flesh slapping together punctuated only by the occasional grunt and hushed whispering threats of what would happen if I ever told anyone.

Professor McKenzie was too busy zipping himself up to notice my tender innocence shrivel as it breathed it's last gasp. The blood soaked my boxers for a week, a constant reminder that it had not been a dream.

... yet I find only pity for this generation. I may have suffered years of crippling abuse which have taken many years of therapy (and will require many more), but at least I'm not growing up with this shit.

Someone should be held accountable for this programming.

"Gayer than two men having sex" is my preferred expression.

My dad always uses, "Gayer than two dudes fucking in the park." To give it a little spice.

I like that.

That's why you Tivo the show and fast forward the bullshit Soap Opera plot and get to the card battles. It's just like wrestling!

Is it cool to "ironically" like it? Sorry, as far as Yu-Gi-Oh goes, this is just another c.c. incarnation... Plus one star for being "Generation X".

We need to know more information about you first bacon-swiss. Do you believe in the heart of the cards?

Thankfully, I don't get the reference... So many five stars. Am I really missing somthing? It's Yu-Gi-Oh...

Yes you are.

We rate clips based not on how good they are, so much as interesting. Thusly, a clip can be five stars for being painfully bad. I.E. on the PoE sliding scale, the failing grade goes to mediocrity.

This could be considered a failure on many levels, but it fails so spectacularly, you must sit through it in stunned horror.

Dammit. How hard is it for me to actually hit the reply button... AHM DUM!

I dare so most of us never watched "after-school anime" so we have no frame of reference except "this is horrible"

Goodbye to Shimon, the lord of Exodia
See you, me and Yu-gi-oh down by the schoolyard
See you, me and Yu-gi-oh down by the schoolyard