"Vigorous" is hardly a descriptive word.
Rickety, perhaps. He ambles well.

Fox News? Whoa, yer fucked, old man.

McCain still has the ability to slowly shamble about a room fielding softball "questions" from supporters.

OLD.

Oh decrepit is an even better word for McCain than doddering. Nice.

Wait, wait, wait. Hold the phone. Did--did Fox News just do some sass on McCain? What the shit!

McCain why do you love America so much

Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
P.S. I am not a crackpot.

"As we all know you are amazing. But is it also true that you're fantastic and fun at parties."

I can't be the only one that hears Grandpa Simpson in my head every time he speaks.

I suspect that McCain does not have enough of his facilities intact to understand why people are so unhappy with the past eight years.

Surprise, surprise, surprise.

MCCAIN '08.

HE CAN WANDER THE ROOM.

heeee's sooooo oooooold.

First Reagan, now McCain. I'm thinking you have some kind of collective masochistic fetish when it comes to electing presidents with Alzheimer's.

It should be pointed out that this was one of the town halls he invited Obama to, and then called him out for not accepting.

I kinda feel sorry for the guy.

He won't win but my guess is, today anyway, ~70% of the country would have given up a reproductive organ to have had him in office instead of Bush.

Five stars for 0:43

"Figuratively"

Thank God.

The "war hero" thing seems to be more out of pity and politeness as opposed to any genuine admiration.