You've gotta admit, "Obama's Baby Mama" rolls off the tongue quite nicely
I'm not sure what part of the brain detects hypocrisy, but I think I just pulled it.
A terrorist fist-jaaab?
How soon before they just start using straight, naked racial slurs and stereotypes in their "reporting"? Six months? Three?
"And now, a fifteen second rebuttal. Mister McCain?"
where does fox news get all the asian and sometimes black conservatives. Man, I thought us minorities had more sense then you crackers.
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I want to stuff a terror scarf down her goddamn throat.
And wash it down with a Dunkin' Donuts iced coffee?
Right, because conservatives never make gratuitous cheap shots.
Later, she would see her little spot and see "baby mama" on the screen, and realize she was a part of the very thing she'd said was off limits. And then she would stifle the tears as she went to the bank to cash her check.
Does that make it even more hilarious? I like to think it does.
"GOP takes aim at Michelle Obama"
Yeah... like we didn't expect them to start anytime soon.
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Michelle Malkin thinks that all Middle Eastern people should be put into internment camps. Therefore, she is the perfect person to answer a question about Michelle Obama!
First comes the racism, then comes the hardcore pornography. Gradually.
This election is bringing all that buried shit to the surface.
Save the drama for Obama's baby mama!
For the past few months, a plurality of Fox News segments have followed this format:
Introduce rumor/comment/controversial associate/other insubstantial soundbite that smears Obama.
Ask fellow commentators if said soundbite will "hurt Obama/the Obama campaign."
Conclude that it definitely will, and proceed to play Merry-go-Pundits as they speculate on how much it will hurt his campaign, for how long, explore all the reasons they think it's right that it hurts his campaign, etc.
They're trying to create the downfall of Obama's campaign by reporting it, incessantly.
Seriously, turn on Fox News at a random moment. Good chance the topic will be smearing Obama.
What surprised me is that, in contrast to the ticker, Michelle Malkin sounded reasonable and level-headed for once.
If only they all had just one throat...
Technically, isn't " - baby mama" a reference to the UNWED mother of your offspring? Just wondering.
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Everyone on Fox News is as ugly and hollow as the things they say.
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Fuck you guys: she IS his baby's mama. If that's racist, then WOW.
Hey Billy, did you know that Jesus can masturbate without closing his hand? One of the perks of stigmata.
5 stars for amazingness, -1 because I just listened to Michelle Malkin speak.
Michelle Malkin's voice is like little icepicks being jammed into my brain.
Like tiny pinpoint terrorist fistjabs to your frontal lobe?
Fucking incredible. Although thanks Fox for informing me that Obama has kids. When do we get do hear about the coffee coloured little imps?
As Billy points out, she is literally the mama of Obama's babies. Fox simply chose to use the term "baby mama" in deference to Obama's ethnic culture.
The folks at Fox were only trying to be sensitive & respectful. They would never want to compromise their reputation as high-brow, intellectual journalists.
Oh, and did you hear OBAMA IS A SMOKER?!
Damn it, shoulda sent this link:
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I would hatefuck Michelle Malkin into oblivion.
I would have hatefucked Michelle Malkin back in the day, early 90s. These days, not so much.
They got nothing on him at this point. They likely won't. They are at a loss to explain why they couldn't fabricate a candidate like they did with Kerry, and they can't control the genie in this bottle like they could before.
Hello, irrelevance, my old friend. It's good to talk to you again.
Michelle Malkin is hot. Evil, bitchy, but hot
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