afp3683 
Stuntman Mike wasn't such a bad guy when he was younger.
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j lzrd / swift idiot
OH YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, THAT WAS NOT AN APPOLOGY, YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE BEFORE WE THROW ROCKS AT YOUR DUST, JERKWAD CUNTFACE DICKSWISHING COCKGARGLER!!
Can you believe the nerve of that guy!? I'm all but totally serious here when I say there are MAYBE a few seconds to spare from the race to offer a couple more words. Jesus Christ on a goddamn bicycle, I don't mean to use hyperbole, but that was maybe 2,000 different kinds of being a pathetic specimen of the species in one short phrase.
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Samisyosam Yeah, fuck that guy and his half-assed apologies! That sonofabitch goes off pretending like he's got more important things to do than use common courtesy.
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Ursa_minor Hey J lzrd/ swift idiot: Don't stand on the outside of a corner in a rally. He has no reason to apologize. He didn't even hit anyone.
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j lzrd / swift idiot HE MADE THE BABY CRY! DO YOU NOT HEAR THE UNHAPPY BABY and yeah alright fine.
Still, this is not the kind of shit you say when you put your car into reverse after nearly killing people.
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Adham Nu'man
Oh you silly sod.
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C. Eloi Marx
This is why you don't stand on the outside of turns at a rally.
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C. Eloi Marx Touche sir, I guess the real lesson is that the best way to watch a rally is through a very powerful telescope, while riding in a hot air balloon.
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j lzrd / swift idiot I concur, mein gutten sir!
[Hot air balloons AWAAAAY~! OHFUCKPOWERLINES]
And another video is born.
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jangbones
Tony Stewart would have said "Sorry...I missed hitting anybody."
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sosage
Rally is essentially Death Race come to life.
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halon
The accent is just about exactly what I was expecting.
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bacon-swiss
Good form, playboy.
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