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Twenty seconds. You?
You should have stuck with it. The ostrich around 1:45 looks skeptical and possibly hostile.
What the hell is wrong with you? That's the fucking emu. The entire last verse revolves around it!
Look brother, I'm a white Christian from America, and I don't care how many Eee-muues Muhammed fucked...
There are too goddamned many Billies at this place. I thought for a minute you were Billy Buttsex, and so completely (?) serious about this.
Was this written by Cat Stevens?
"...so I come from Alabama with my banjo on my knee..."
what about pigs? Do pigs like hearing about the "koolan"?
In fact, I am totally stoked that this song contains both dogs and pigs. Apparently, the writer was raised Catholic, so maybe this is cheating.
I'd rather be called unclean than be killed and eaten.
kool-an. You're a goddamned fucking moron, Frank. Sweet christ are you stupid.
I actually rather liked this, for the reasons it was created in the first place. Not enough for the fifth, but, it's cute enough for the rest.
for his ignorance of the emu this man was strapped to a truck bomb and driven full speed into an Israeli nursery school
I tried this with my cat. He seems to prefer the Book of Mormon.
in the wrong hands this power over animals can be used for very bad things.
If Allah were so smart, why did he call an orangutan a monkey?!?!
2:20
5 stars because my parakeet chirped along with this. -1 because orcas are not whales, Allah is displeased.
Whales are fish. Didn't you ever hear about Jonah?
Didn't work for me; does the recitation have to be in Arabic, or is English acceptable?