Everyone's a little bit rascist sometimes.

Wow, so Kevin Smith still sucks at writing dialog and directing actors, huh?

I can't even watch thirty seconds of this

I don't care, I unashamedly love this movie. And Clerks 1. And Chasing Amy. And Mallrats. Smith's other films....not so much.
However, Brian O'Halloran (Dante) is a bit of a dramaboy/fancylad.

Meh. I think Kevin Smith and his movies are comedy AIDS, but this scene is mildly humorous.

Y'all haters are just a bunch of porch monkeys.

I seem to recall this being the only time I laughed during the movie. I don't really remember because I was weeping the rest of the time.

I read a theory somewhere that basically said that the Jews who run Hollywood will prop up a token Goyish director/producer/what-have-you---without any regard for talent---in order to foster the impression that Jews don't really run Hollywood or at least not all of it.

In the theory, Kevin Smith is used as the example.

you can't taste racism

Four stars because for all of Kevin Smith's myriad faults, Randal Graves is still one of the funniest fucking characters in movie history.

One star.

Five stars.

My dad unwittingly and consistently made this exact same faux pas throughout my childhood. In fact, I didn't know it was a racist term until now, either.