j lzrd / swift idiot
RIZZO YOU FUCKING NEWFAG CUNT!!

You don't even know who Ulillillia even is, DO YOU!? When someone around here talks about someone balancing something on his or her or it's head, and mentions "Oolong", YOU HAVE NO GODDAMN CLUE WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.

God, Rizzo, sometimes you can be a rather tolerable fellow, but NOT THIS GODDAMN TIME.

KnowFuture
Rizzo:

You're fired.

Clear out your desk.

Frank Rizzo
I must not get the joke then.

Goofy Gorilla
You don't even get that this isn't a joke. You don't get anything. This nagging self doubt you've carried around with your whole life? Listen to it.

UnderANeonHalo
The U man always gets 5

Frank, you get nothing but shitting dick nipples for showing your lack of devotion to the portal!

FABIO2
The mundane fills him with joy.


Torturing Tails, however, fills him with sadistic glee.

(seriously there's a bunch of other videos of him getting a kick out of killing Tails)

thebaronsdoctor
That's not really unique to Ulillillia. The only thing that little tag-along was good for was being a meat shield when you fought Robotnik.

Comeuppance
I tried to exploit a class eight bug once.

I miss my wife.

fluffy
I truly honestly want to know what exactly his bug classification system is.

j lzrd / swift idiot
Performing a jump that is so high it breaks the fourth wall of the game and breaks it...?

WAAAAAAY more fun than ruling this dumb little watery dirty mudball planet.

FABIO2
I wonder what his stance is on Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games.