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Desc:a ,000 sedan
Category:Accidents & Explosions, Crime
Tags:Car, crash, China, test, brilliance bs6
Submitted:SolRo
Date:06/16/08
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Comment count is 27
zatojones
China is apparently as good at building cars as they are at building schools
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Also, iPods and every other Apple product.

I also looked to check who designed the original underpinnings to the body, but couldn't find them. In the case of dodgy new car manufacturers, it often turns out they're engineered from decade old mainstream cars. For example, it uses a fairly unremarkable Mitsubishi engine.

Udderdude
YOU ARE DEAD, DEAD, DEAD.
FABIO2
They thought they were hot.

Guess what? They're not =(

Torture the Artist
I like how the dashboard is so intent on fucking up the dummy's head that it actually sneaks past the airbag.

This...isn't a very good car.
HURF BLURF DUH
Ah, Chinese engineering. I'm sure glad that dummy had an airbag to cushion his face while his lower extremities were pulped to jelly by the entire dashboard.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
You might need your face intact to scream with.

Love & Vomit
So not only does the car kill the crash test dummies, but at 0:55 it banishes their souls to the Phantom Zone. That's uncalled-for.
dichotic1
dont forget about the one with the built in steering wheel guillotine.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=18216
Desidiosus
Back to the drawing board, lads.
j lzrd / swift idiot
And they say Detroit pumps out shitty cars......
Cleaner82
Damn, that could've gone better.
RockBolt
I guess you can't design a car by just copying a photo of an existing one
voodoo_pork
Well, you can. You just get this.

Chalkdust
You people like crumple zones, right? Well, get this! Our whole car is a crumple zone!
TeenerTot
The baby in the back seat covers his eyes in horror.
Stupid Lisa Garbage Face
WOAH 3-D EFFECT AT THE END! WOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
HURF BLURF DUH
That was no 3-D effect, that was a huge piece of the windshield disembowling the camerman at 110 mph.

This is the first crash test ever where not only did the test dummies get destroyed, but innocent bystanders as well. That's how bad this car really is.

Ersatz
Please great only using Brillance automotion car running over with pedestrian-walker. Not advise impact with unfriendly other object.
GravidWithHate
"Hey, that's not a dummy!"

"This exhibit is CLOSED!"
Aernaroth2
Cheap knockoffs break the moment you get them out of the box...
hornung
that wasn't even in slow mo.
it was a three mph crash.
Squeamish
Cars... cars shouldn't fold.
FABIO2
Is ,000 considering absolute bottom of the barrel bargain bin for sedans now?
dead_cat
,000... for what, exactly?
Adham Nu'man
China
Population: 1,329,349,388

NEW BRILLIANCE BS6
WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF A FEW OF YOU DIE
Hooper_X
That was pretty much exactly what I was thinking. Fuck the one-child policy, give every family in China a Brilliance BS6 and let the weak weed themselves out.

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