China is apparently as good at building cars as they are at building schools
YOU ARE DEAD, DEAD, DEAD.
They thought they were hot.
Guess what? They're not =(
|Torture the Artist |
I like how the dashboard is so intent on fucking up the dummy's head that it actually sneaks past the airbag.
This...isn't a very good car.
|HURF BLURF DUH |
Ah, Chinese engineering. I'm sure glad that dummy had an airbag to cushion his face while his lower extremities were pulped to jelly by the entire dashboard.
|Love & Vomit |
So not only does the car kill the crash test dummies, but at 0:55 it banishes their souls to the Phantom Zone. That's uncalled-for.
dont forget about the one with the built in steering wheel guillotine.
Back to the drawing board, lads.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
And they say Detroit pumps out shitty cars......
Damn, that could've gone better.
I guess you can't design a car by just copying a photo of an existing one
You people like crumple zones, right? Well, get this! Our whole car is a crumple zone!
The baby in the back seat covers his eyes in horror.
|Stupid Lisa Garbage Face |
WOAH 3-D EFFECT AT THE END! WOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
HURF BLURF DUH
That was no 3-D effect, that was a huge piece of the windshield disembowling the camerman at 110 mph.
This is the first crash test ever where not only did the test dummies get destroyed, but innocent bystanders as well. That's how bad this car really is.
Please great only using Brillance automotion car running over with pedestrian-walker. Not advise impact with unfriendly other object.
"Hey, that's not a dummy!"
"This exhibit is CLOSED!"
Cheap knockoffs break the moment you get them out of the box...
that wasn't even in slow mo.
it was a three mph crash.
Cars... cars shouldn't fold.
Is ,000 considering absolute bottom of the barrel bargain bin for sedans now?
,000... for what, exactly?
|Adham Nu'man |
NEW BRILLIANCE BS6
WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF A FEW OF YOU DIE
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