Being a self-loathing anti-social loser...is a movement now?
|Magical Man from Happy-Land |
What do these guys see as the "solution" to their problems? To change society so that fat/creepy/socially awkward dudes can get hot chicks? Wouldn't it be easier for them to just stop being fat/creepy/socially awkward?
Their manifesto, for further study. You can not stop this movement. Particularly if they get Dwayne rolling downhill.
A few choice quotes:
"Women are usually the ones guilty of rejecting men. Yes, men can be just as guilty, but unfortunately men are not as bad as women."
"It's cold, it's low, and itís evil. Nobody should ever have to go through this... This kind of stuff needs to come to an end. But until people wake up and see what they're really doing to somebody, it's going to continue. People wonder why serial killers kill. Why are women mostly the targets? Well, figure it out."
"Now when somebody like this watches TV, it's just like me. And they see. You could be watching a show like Cold Case Files on TV. And you see a woman that got killed. And you smile. You're happy. You're happy because she's dead."
"You're denied it just merely on your looks. Then they want to complain about people who go over the edge and kill."
I actually thought we just used true forced loneliness to make fun of them... I didn't know they used it to describe themselves.
|Adham Nu'man |
This and their website is one of the greatest things I've ever seen in my life.
"Why Am I Being Denied? - This is because your opposite sex is very picky about your status, looks and appearence. A book of pickyness will be used against you."
Yes, because in a fair world girls should hang out with fat, stupid, pathetic, smelly losers even if they really don't want to.
Fuck, these people are several notches below DemoniusX (and that's an achievement in and of itself), because at least he realized his only hope was to find another hambeast to mate with. These fuckers on the other hand don't want to pick up ugly chicks, because they're ugly, but feel it's unfair to be denied because of their own looks. They are not fit for life on this earth and should be shot into space.
I like the cut of your jib, sir! Let's see about scheduling a launch date!
I forgot about our current fuel crisis. Maybe that's the solution. We can burn Dwayne as fuel to get the others into space.
Ignite the whale blubber... for a brighter future!
"25 Years of Tom Cruise" banner. Is TFL just a scientology front?
How about he takes all that empowering change and uses it to get his ass on a treadmill.
Dwayne lists his occupation as "SSD," he's 400 pounds big, he has violent ideas about women, and, best of all, he has promised *not* to change.
For some reason, trueforcedlonliness.com redirects to portalofevil.com. Could someone please explain?
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TFL - True Failure at Life.
|Doctor Arcane |
Buy a bottle of bourbon and a guitar.
Yeah I bet the TFL community could crank out some nice country songs.
You are not alone. Except you are alone. Horribly, horribly alone.
|Centennial Ostrich |
Dwayne looks like a turtle. Like, with a big shell. Wearing a T-shirt. Amazing.
Maybe he's a ninja turtle in disguise. Ninjas are masters of disguise.
With--Barenaked Ladies playing in the background?
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