Repomancer Way to reek up your microwave by not putting it on a paper plate or something, dude.
If you stopped before it blew up, would you have a groovy horribly distorted ping-pong ball?
RockBolt I didn't know ping pong balls were filled with methane
Ersatz That was the ball itself burning. You should light a ping-pong ball with a lighter sometime, it's brief but very pretty. At the end, you're left with a very fine mesh of ash about the size of a dime.