You buy them at a local boutique grocery.

an ostrich's butt

Yeah, I could see the strings.

Are you saying this is fake? Because eggs do explode if you microwave them...try it.

Then add a realy thick shell to let some pressure build up...

It's fake cause British people aren't real.

An ostrich egg will not detonate a goddamn microwave, just as a single gram of cesium will not detonate a goddamn bathtub as they had in another one of their videos. They take what is a naturally interesting thing, and then SPICE IT UP by totally fabricating the results to make them more X-TREME.

So fuck this show. I wish I could give it another 1 star rating.

I completely back you on this halon. 0.1% science, 99.9% skanky sluts with bottle rockets.

ps: Topgear is highly overrated.