Automatic 5.

Maynard's been into brazilian jiujitsu for a long-ass time, he was already a purple belt like 4 years ago, under Royce or Rorion or one of the interchangeable L.A. based Gracies.

Act like a toolbag at a Tool concert and Maynard will fuck you up.

Maynard has voiced a disgust for the fans of Tool in the past. Watching a fan pump his fist in triumph as his esophagus is crushed, for no other reason than that his attacker is the lead singer of his favorite band, helps me understand that disgust all the more.

This was a couple (hundred) blood packets away from a Metalocalypse episode.

haha.

I can`t think of too many other musicians that would`ve handled that as well as he did.

Tool is fucking lame. I don't care how much blood is shed.

What gets me is Maynard kept singing.

That, right there, is a brock sampson level of manliness, ladies and gentlemen.

Straight up badass, because he continued singing.

Wow, some douchebag singer beat up his fan. What a wonderful rapscallion he is!

I pretty much outgrew Tool years ago, but come on. He hardly even paused.

I know a guy who's friends with Maynard. From what he's told me the guy's absolutely nothing like his fans.

off the Tool single "pwnd"

Was this before or after his duet with Tori Amos?

Maynard is totally insane, but also brilliant.

Holy shit, I have a new Hero Frontman.

if this would have happened to one of my drunken dumbass friends in their many instances of rushing the stage that concert would have ended quickly and maynard would get hauled away on a stretcher.

just goes to show you that tool fans are all bitches.

This video just further serves to solidify my undying hatred for everything to do with tool. Nice work douche bag fan you got choked out by an even bigger douche bag who creates the douchey music you love.

Evey comment on here, validates the myth of the neckbeard Tool fan. "If Maynard could see that I am the only Tool fan to have truly delved into his troubled mind he would give me proggy lapdances forever".