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Desc:let it be known here on out, hugs are banned at Tool shows
Category:Accidents & Explosions
Tags:pwned, kick to the balls, fist of futility, heel to the balls
Submitted:Frank Rizzo
Date:06/17/08
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Hodge
Automatic 5.
Weezly
Maynard's been into brazilian jiujitsu for a long-ass time, he was already a purple belt like 4 years ago, under Royce or Rorion or one of the interchangeable L.A. based Gracies.
nubilus
RNC FTW!!

Jeriko-1
Act like a toolbag at a Tool concert and Maynard will fuck you up.
Mostly Pi
Maynard has voiced a disgust for the fans of Tool in the past. Watching a fan pump his fist in triumph as his esophagus is crushed, for no other reason than that his attacker is the lead singer of his favorite band, helps me understand that disgust all the more.


kingarthur
Interesting. I also hae an inherent disgust of the fans of Tool. I would probably like their music, in fact, if not for the fans who think they're some kind of second coming.

Rovin
And apparently choked with a microphone cord and dry humped, as can be seen on this vid that goes a lot longer beyond this one... http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=37829

citrusmirakel
Here's the link Rovin probably meant to post, containing the aforementioned.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVi9mibh3Rc

And he never stopped singing either. Win.

Rovin
Thanks citrusmirakel, I thought I'd linked the youtube page.

FABIO2
This was a couple (hundred) blood packets away from a Metalocalypse episode.
Udderdude
haha.
Unsung
I can`t think of too many other musicians that would`ve handled that as well as he did.
sinuendo
Tool is fucking lame. I don't care how much blood is shed.

ProfessorChaos
What gets me is Maynard kept singing.

That, right there, is a brock sampson level of manliness, ladies and gentlemen.
kelpfoot
Either that or he's lip-synching.

Cena_mark
Straight up badass, because he continued singing.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Wow, some douchebag singer beat up his fan. What a wonderful rapscallion he is!
dueserpenti
I pretty much outgrew Tool years ago, but come on. He hardly even paused.
zatojones
I know a guy who's friends with Maynard. From what he's told me the guy's absolutely nothing like his fans.
chumbucket
off the Tool single "pwnd"
Rudy
Was this before or after his duet with Tori Amos?
Species
Maynard is totally insane, but also brilliant.
j lzrd / swift idiot
Holy shit, I have a new Hero Frontman.
abeli$con
if this would have happened to one of my drunken dumbass friends in their many instances of rushing the stage that concert would have ended quickly and maynard would get hauled away on a stretcher.

just goes to show you that tool fans are all bitches.
Hooker
Are you friends with bouncers?

mountain dew insimination
I WOULDN'T TAKE NO SHIT OFF MAYNARD NEITHER BROTHER!

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
Good god, you're a hallow fag.

pillowtalkpillowtalk
This video just further serves to solidify my undying hatred for everything to do with tool. Nice work douche bag fan you got choked out by an even bigger douche bag who creates the douchey music you love.
LetsFistAgain
Evey comment on here, validates the myth of the neckbeard Tool fan. "If Maynard could see that I am the only Tool fan to have truly delved into his troubled mind he would give me proggy lapdances forever".
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