-2 for over use of dramatic pause

The captions are TOTALLY AWESOME.

Shooting a camera through a screen window produces coinspiracies against the public health. These conspiracies are part of an overall plan to confuse housewives and/or crazy bitches.

OH GOD THEY'RE ALL AFTER ME

THEY ARE SO STRONG THEY VIBRATE!!!!!

I'm surprised she's heard of a Moir� pattern, but I'm not surprised she doesn't know what it is and she pronounces it "more."

Wait till she finds out that IR from remotes is visible with video cameras

My dad's PhD dissertation was on using Moire patterns to improve laser interferometry. I am trying to decide whether to share this video with him or not.

THEREFORE

She has the curiosity and observation skills of a scientist, but the education and world experience of a second grader.

HAARP = glitchy normal maps

BIF!!!

POW!!!!

ALTER SADDLE!!!!

BLAM!!!

VIBRATING LIKE A ZIG ZAG SAW FREQUENCY WAVEFORM PATTERN!!!!!

SOCKO!!!!!

Join me in the comments section. At this moment I'm trying to convince her that I work for the CIA and that we put nanobots in her medication. I think she's buying it. Oh man, this could provide days of entertainment...