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Desc:Run and swing here? I DON'T THINK SO!
Category:Advertisements, Classic TV Clips
Tags:90s, dz, discovery zone
Submitted:Chizmurder
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Aelric
i went to DZ once with my mom to pick up my cousin. i saw all the laughing children and wished i were one of them. i begged and begged my folks to take me. they never did. now i'm gay.
cognitivedissonance
I don't think Olympia ever had one, did it?

BornAgainCannibal
That'll learn 'em?

Xenocide
Get legally married here?

I don't think so!

Jeff Fries
A great youtube video would be to go through one of these places with a blacklight.
Maggot Brain
That place was so kick ass.
Jeff Fries
Until The Jungle showed up, then it was some little kid shit.

Xenocide
Yeah, after I began reading Upton Sinclair novels I had no time for Discovery Zone.

Aubrey McFate
Loved some Discovery Zone back in the day.
almo
I bet those balls are coated in aged urine.
13.5
Kids barf in the little tubes. Grown men have to crawl into these tubes practically holding the barf-cleaning rag in their mouths to get access and clean it up. Alert Friedrich Engels.

Camonk
Ho. Lee. Shit. That looks awesome. -1 star because they won't let me in now that I'm a growed up.
DMKA
DZ went bankrupt and shut down in like 1999.

I never got to go to one. My grandma was trendy and only took us to Chuck E. Cheeses instead.

This commercial brings back memories though.
Caminante Nocturno
I knew someone who worked at at DZ. He said that child urine was basically an unavoidable part of everyday life there.
MasturbationDestination
DZ where kids wanna be!

I was about 11 running through a DZ when i flattened a little girl who was about 5. I ran away and hid in a tube.
dr_rock
Your comment + your name = 5

Corman's Inferno
Children are uncontrollable monsters. Let us lock them in a plastic cage for three hours so you and the missus can tie one on.
boner
I was the kid who would rather be at the museum
cognitivedissonance
I DON'T THINK SO!

boner
wha' happen'd?

Big Muddy
I can't do ma work!

RockBolt
Between DZ and Big Fun my immune system never had a chance to get fat and lazy and start picking fights with peanuts and gluten instead, haha
Xenocide
There was never one of these anywhere near me, so I had to settle for Chuck E. Cheese instead. Their ballpit was smaller than in the commercials, and contained far less discovery.

However, it blew DZ away for terrifying animtronic animal bands.
panipuri
I too went to a DZ as a child. I remember the tubes smelling like socks and body odor. Man it was a great time.
Senator_Unger
Does the fact I can now remember commercials from RetroJunk.com make me old?
1394
A commercial less than 10 years old? No, it does not.



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