2:36 Squirting water from your anus means Keeping it Real.

You know what? I've had it. No more rural smalltown Americana bullshit. Fuck these people. Fuck their school. Fuck their one-horse town. I shall roam rural America with a flamethrower of death and mighty indignation, burning towns and villages to the ground. And then shall begin the curbstomping.

Yeah man waffle houses and Wal-Mart! What more could a college student need? I ask you this.

Oh, Searcy. If only Harding was the least of your worries.

Now, see, being familiar with the area, I would produce a similar video, only it would be ironic. Minus one star for rap, minus a second star for Searcy, and minus a third star for Harding.