YEAH FUCK SCIENCE
SCIENCE ISN'T NATURE
NATURE ISN'T SCIENCE
WE DIDN'T USE SCIENCE TO MAKE THIS SHIT
YOU SEE THAT GUY AT THE END? IT'S ALL HIM.
LOOK AT HIM. HE'S SO FUCKING AWESOME HE SKYDIVES WITHOUT A PARACHUTE.
WHERE VAN HALEN TAG? RIGHT NOW SOMEONE IS CREATING THE SECOND COMING OF COLA.
So fucking '90s.
I remember there was a little mini mart on the corner of our block...you know, one of those ones ran by an old foreigner with stuff that's been sitting on the shelves for ten years? Yeah, they still had 2 liter bottles sitting in there in 1997. Then they mysteriously disappeared. I'm think the health department was responsible.
|doc duodenum |
mmmmm invisible cola
I'll drink Crystal Pepsi while I wait for the Crystal Velveeta to melt.
I don't care what anyone says, I liked Crystal Pepsi.
The diet stuff was absolutely vile, though.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I liked Crystal Pepsi, but after all of these years, it's dawned on me how annoyingly pretentious this commercial is.
Did that guy just dive into a cloudy sky?
You've never seen a taste like this? Well actually that's true because people don't fucking see tastes that's not something the eyes do
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Of course, this was nothing compared with the power of crystal gravy.
When was it again, that Van Halen started to suck?
planned parenthood would say at birth; operation rescue, at conception.
i wonder how long it took that idiot to realize he'd forgotten his parachute.
Tags fucking suck. Might I recommend: Pepsi, Pepsitology, and TASTE THE FUTURE
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