Crystal Pepsi

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Comment count is 34

Udderdude - 2008-06-21

I'm convinced!

Comeuppance

- 2008-06-21

YEAH FUCK SCIENCE
SCIENCE ISN'T NATURE
NATURE ISN'T SCIENCE
WE DIDN'T USE SCIENCE TO MAKE THIS SHIT
YOU SEE THAT GUY AT THE END? IT'S ALL HIM.
LOOK AT HIM. HE'S SO FUCKING AWESOME HE SKYDIVES WITHOUT A PARACHUTE.

snothouse

- 2008-06-21

WHERE VAN HALEN TAG? RIGHT NOW SOMEONE IS CREATING THE SECOND COMING OF COLA.

RomancingTrain

- 2008-06-21

So fucking '90s.

DMKA

- 2008-06-21

I remember there was a little mini mart on the corner of our block...you know, one of those ones ran by an old foreigner with stuff that's been sitting on the shelves for ten years? Yeah, they still had 2 liter bottles sitting in there in 1997. Then they mysteriously disappeared. I'm think the health department was responsible.

doc duodenum - 2008-06-21

wildlife preservatives?

RomancingTrain - 2008-06-21

Get your salted rhino meat while it lasts.

craptacular

- 2008-06-21

how about a nice jar of gazelle preserves

KnowFuture

- 2008-06-21

mmmmm invisible cola

cognitivedissonance

- 2008-06-21

I'll drink Crystal Pepsi while I wait for the Crystal Velveeta to melt.

charmlessman

- 2008-06-21

I don't care what anyone says, I liked Crystal Pepsi.

uekibachi

- 2008-06-21

me too. the first version, not the second citrus version.

j lzrd / swift idiot

- 2008-06-21

Everyone loved Crystal Pepsi. Everyone with a SOUL that is.

Mad Struggle

- 2008-06-21

Gentlemen, we have been robbed of our Crystal Pepsi.

Surely, Sam Beckett will set it right.

B. Weed - 2008-06-21

The diet stuff was absolutely vile, though.

Cap'n Profan!ty

- 2008-06-21

agreed, the first version, not the citrus one. even the diet was ok.

Xenocide

- 2008-06-21

Damn right, the original crystal pepsi was awesome.

However, Sam doesn't deal with problems of that magnitude. Ziggy says there's a 90% chance hi mission at the Pepsi bottling plant is to get the senior chemist back together with his ex-wife.

Anti-Pope

- 2008-07-28

I too am in agreement. I'm glad to see that there are people who don't suck.

quantumcreep

- 2008-08-28

I wish you could reply to replies. Three stars for the video, two for the Quantum Leap comments.

Caminante Nocturno

- 2008-06-21

I liked Crystal Pepsi, but after all of these years, it's dawned on me how annoyingly pretentious this commercial is.

Big Beef Burritos Supreme

- 2008-06-21

Yup. Welcome to the 90s.

Caminante Nocturno - 2008-06-24

I never wanted to come back here!

Keefu

- 2008-06-21

Did that guy just dive into a cloudy sky?

DK1987

- 2008-06-21

You've never seen a taste like this? Well actually that's true because people don't fucking see tastes that's not something the eyes do

RandomFerret

- 2008-07-01

Wrong. It's a condition called synestasia, and you're just jealous you don't have it.

Chalkdust

- 2009-04-26

Pour some in your eyes and get back to us.

Rodents of Unusual Size

- 2008-06-21

Of course, this was nothing compared with the power of crystal gravy.

Elvis Hitler

- 2009-04-29

Probably one of my favorite SNL parody ads.

Blaise

- 2008-06-21

When was it again, that Van Halen started to suck?

Camonk

- 2008-06-21

The first time they touched instruments, and on until forever and ever.

blinko

- 2008-06-21

planned parenthood would say at birth; operation rescue, at conception.

commandocucumber - 2008-10-05

i wonder how long it took that idiot to realize he'd forgotten his parachute.

kingofthenothing

- 2008-11-16

They were envisioning a new, more extreme sport. Mega Cannon Atmosphere Launch. I dunno.

fluffy - 2015-05-27

Tags fucking suck. Might I recommend: Pepsi, Pepsitology, and TASTE THE FUTURE

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