|Killer Joe |
Skip the first minute and a half to get to the POWER.
This is could almost pass as modern dance. Spastic jumping to soft music in red costumes....would make a good show.
I am so ashamed of my species.
Who the fuck do they think they're fooling? This is mass delusion on an amazing scale.
Also, all the Chi in the world can't seem to get rid of the Master's bingo wings.
Now I'm no bouncer, but I'm pretty sure I could kick all their asses... at once.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Holy shit, the line-ups at around 1:37.
Wonderous. This could very VERY easily pass for modern dance, which is what these redsuits should have gotten into to begin with. It'd be less embarrasing to admit what they're doing is performance art, and they might learn better coordination. They can call it "Satire Of Violence."
There are people from the Kung-Fu Tryouts video who could kick all their asses at once.
from the comments:
Yes people take for granted that this is some cheap parlor trick. It takes years and lots of concentration. I found that another way to move people without expelling so much of my own energy/chi is to turn and shift their chi against them. You can tell that very briefly at one point the practically levated a guy. If you look closely he deflects chi from the ground and up which causes them to jump up and away and other times just to forward focus throws the person back.
Using the power of Chi, you can defeat your enemies by making them hop around like choads!
And then if you're REAL good, you can stand in front of a camera and vibrate like this fat Italian I saw once.
This becomes even funnier when watched before the fainting goats video.
Where's Heartbreak Kid when you need him?
Don't hurt yourselves people.
After 50 years of not hitting people with martial arts and 40 years of new-age BS, this was inevitable. Not wanted or even needed, just inevitable.
Five stars for the clip of a supposed Lama who is selling Chi training, as though it had anything to do with Buddhism or liberation. There's a reason the student is advised to observe a teacher for 9 or 12 years to ensure they're authentic.
THE POETVBOT5000 HAS CALCULATED AND DETERMINED THAT THE FOLLOWING NOVELTY TAG IS APPROPRIATE FOR THIS CLIP:
"let the bodies hit the floor"
FEEL FREE TO ATTACH THIS ENJOYABLE NOVELTY TAG TO YOUR VIDEO.
This is hilarious.
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