|j lzrd / swift idiot |
"That's what you get for not having a GT390."
I'm going to buy a copy and blend it because it doesn't have a V-8 Interceptor.
I always love the cheesy smile he gives when the blending commences.
I miss the days that he'd blend things that actually did cool stuff when they got blended.
I want to see him combine two cool things - blending and high-speed photography. Maybe blend a water balloon at 240fps or something.
Blending GTA4 is more fun than almost all of the new activities in the game. How about instead of watching TV and going bowling I blend the hell out of things to advance in missions?
Alternately, a Blendtec blender could be one of the weapons. Just grab a cop and shove his head in there. Don't forget to yell "YES, IT BLENDS!" to his corpse for the full effect.
I want him to blend something I can breathe. I want to take in his greatness, make it a part of me, to be one with the blended.
A Blend-tec Blender
A human being
It's the next natural progression and Tom gets no five stars until he makes the jump.
I've done more damage to optical discs with my own two hands than that thing has.
Seriously, the "magnets" one was awesome because he pulverized the fuckers. Any blender could do this.
I'm afraid he's not gonna get much more mileage out of the meme, although I fully sympathize with his motivations here. I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE BULLITT CHASE TOO. Holy fuck I'm gonna go watch that scene right now.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Steve McQueen fans get five stars.
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR LEAVING OUT BASE JUMPING AND BICYCLES
Ironically, it's GTA that taught us to kill something then get your money back.
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