The sheer mindboggling artistry involved in creating the original "not the bees" is impossible to improve, as it is already the climax of everything that is good and just and great upon this fair planet.
First of all, never put bees in your eyes. Never put never put never put bees in your bees in bees in your never put bees in your put bees in your eyes put bees in your eyes your never put bees in your eyes.