Slow news day much?
Everybody has a butt, it shouldn't be a crime to be proud of it.
Burn, burn for your harmless show of insolence. Let your future be ruined in exchange for your grin!
The sad thing is that this guy will probably, due to backwards laws, be convicted of a sex crime and have to be a registered sex offender fro the rest of his life. :\
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
"An overreaction? The chief doesn't think so."
Slow news day indeed. I'm sure there must have been a cat stuck in a tree that needed covering that day, but the story about a kid BEING LEWD AND LASCIVIOUS AT GRADUATION was just too big of a scoop not to go with for a headliner.
At my college graduation this year, a person was naked. Not streaking, they calmly sat with everyone in a clear parka, and then walked across the stage. This was not a big deal, even though our graduation was held in public, where anyone could show up.
That kid is worse than Hitler.
We are a nation of humorless prudes. But we always have been, this is nothing new.
If you want to try pulling that, then we were actually founded by tobacco farmers.
j lzrd / swift idiot
And we aquired our Freedoms thanks to the French.
You wanna get historical? There's a line of people behind me just itching to get their hate on for American Jingoism.
Let it fly, unleash that deep hate for the hyprocrisy our nation is built on.
Or whatever, sit in your chair and laugh about a kid getting his diploma taken for what we all wish we could do.
Tell me it's justified. Tell me it's fair. Tell me it's all part-and-parcel. Tell me it's business-as-usual. Tell me there wasn't a time when the First Amendment meant something, besides not shouting "FIRE!!!" in a crowded theatre.
I don't see a fire, and I don't see only four exit signs.
|Torture the Artist |
I'm surprised the cops didn't just tell the principal to fuck off. Maybe they did in private, I don't know.
Also, this same school system makes kids shower in front of each other after gym class...
I'm glad they censored that ass so its lewdness did not scar my retinas.
I wonder if the statue of limitations has passed for my college graduation. I had a lot of devious plans in action that day.
So a "breach of civility" is an actionable offense? Haha! Screw you, First Amendment!
They somehow managed to find the only two members of the student body who could pretend like they were offended by it. And the first one was pretty half-assed in her denunciation.
The second one's last name is Dumas. It reminded me of The Shawshank Redemption when that one prisoner pronounced the author of The Count of Monte Cristo as "dumb ass." Ha ha.
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