I kind of figured the reason this segment didn't begin and end with the newscaster asking what the fuck is wrong with these people and then throwing up into the nearest trash bin had to do with the massive amounts of money these weirdos bring into the city, and the final few seconds of the video confirm that.

WTF

Furries always make me feel better about myself.

Base score: 3

-1 For lack of furry with airsoft guns
-1 For absence of counter-demonstrators with flamethrowers
-1 For eerily positive reporting
+1 For splicer-esqe masks on sale
+1 For reporter actually buying one

1:27 - Lies and more lies
2:08 - Viking schnauzer?
2:36 - Reporter turns into a thuggish splicer

"The city is safe. The furries are in town."

Those are two fundamentally contradictory statements.