citrusmirakel I don't know that the news anchors genuinely process the words they're saying. "Top cop killed in Afghanistan" is mostly just a series of syllables given by the teleprompter that they must deliver in the stage notes that accompany.
[CHEERY] AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE CHEF LOO-EES IS THE STUDIO, SHOWING US HOW TO MAKE STIR-FRY IN JUST FIVE MINUTES.
[SNARKY] AND IS BARACK OBAMA A MEMBER OF THE STREET GANG THE BLOODS?
[APPAULED] NEW VIDEO SHOWS HIM GIVING A POSSIBLE GANG SIGN IN IOWA.
Repomancer Whatever you do, don't search for any of the following words when submitting:
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or you might find (gasp) that it's a dupe.
RomancingTrain I thought you were going to say someone shouldn't search for "Fox News Jane Skinner Top Cock" because the result would be NSFW.