but he's gay
did you just say the money shot
|Magical Man from Happy-Land |
I like how reporters have taken to immediately predicting their newfound internet stardom as soon as they make the gaffe.
|Frank Rizzo |
"black and gus" has to be the biggest Ron Burgundy moment in history.
She lost her tittle!
|Mad Struggle |
Man, I hope I never have a birthday like that.
|Caminante Nocturno |
That was Gus. I'd know him anywhere.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Nice melons.. behind you there!
If there's one thing the terrible, terrible ubiquitousness of hours of bland news has done, it's that we now have hours and hours of people in front of the camera, which will lead to many, many more instances of people accidentally saying "queer." It may not be enough to completely offset the accompanying dumbing down of public discourse, but goddamn it's funny. He. Tittle.
|Mayberry Pancakes |
BUT HE'S GAY. I mean, blind.
I don't know how she made that mistake and don't even want to know.
The first one was the best. How the FUCK did that happen? Teleprompter mishap? Disgruntled teleprompter operator?
Also "Were you spanked as a child?" "As a child? No."
The first one was a combination of a missing period and silly hardboiled news script writing.
"Good Evening, I'm Ken Bastita. Dana is off tonight.
"He was murdered and set on fire while celebrating his birthday and now police are looking for the perpetrators in the death of John McGilikuty."
4 stars simply because "Newscasters Getting Owned" is better.
|Prickly Pete |
Gay, blind, tomato tomahto
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