Bill made his bed today, I see.

No, no wait a minute, you just destroyed everything Bill. If women are living this life too, there's no point to any of this!

STFU Bill and google fleshlight.

IT IS REAL. I SAID SO.

The gene pool is trying to kill him, and he thinks whining about it is fighting back.

Something about this guy screams CREEPY even before he opens his mouth. I'm not sure what it is: the giant glasses, wearing a cap indoors past age 13, maybe something else. I can see why he gets shot down in the first 30 seconds of meeting someone new-- he leaks desperate all over the floor, and nobody wants to get it on them.

"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

He looks like an abuser, the stealthy kind that starts out with insults and ends with a blunt object to the back of your head and a shallow grave ten years later. If that's the same impression other women get, then I can see why they'd avoid him.

Remember: the common factor in all your failed relationships is you.

I'm begging Demonius X to weigh in on TFL.

I am still in total disbelief of this whole thing. These people's minds must have srsly messed up logic pathways. I've met enough people like this... but jeez, to organize such a group of sadness and market it... it's just, beyond comprehension.

Makes DemoniusX look like a successful life coach.