Jeff Fries - 2008-07-03 Experts say please leave your pets at home and indoors where they will shit all over the place in terror.
Menudo con queso - 2008-07-03 Tranquilizers can help some pets, but they're even better for menopausal ex-sorority girls who "report" for low-rent cable!
Is it pedantic to say "This is not a story"? It's a segment, maybe even an article, but there's absolutely no "story" here.
Mike Tyson?! - 2008-07-03 Fuck you bitch, don't leave me in here with that god-damn dog! Great, where's the food too? Hey this radio station sucks, put on some Slayer! Hell yeah, I know how to rock! I'm going to make my own fire works in the house you can't stop me, I do what I want!
That's if I left Penguin like that.
dancingshadow - 2008-07-03 Yes. Your pet thinks that noise is a rocket.
Crucifried - 2008-07-03 Little doggie flashbacks to the Tet Offensive.