There won't even be a presidential election in 2018

I voted for him on the strength of his Fresh Prince policy.

Is that John Ennis from Mr. Show as the opposing candidate?

I have yet to see a thing that makes fun of hipsters that isn't either

a. tragically retardedly unfunny Mad TV/Carlos Mencia level of humor, or

b. done by hipsters themselves.

Though to be fair, in order to make sure you put all the references and stuff in the right places, you would probably have to be one.

This is how Grover Cleveland was elected to his second term.

Hilarious.

making parodies of hipsters is somehow lamer than being one