Why would the owner let the woman out of the driveway after all that tire chirping?
If the car has more power than you can handle get out of the car!
Just goes to show that women can't drive penises.
|Caminante Nocturno |
If you knew this would happen, why didn't you say anything?
I don't understand how that's even possible.
You know, watching her lack of control in the parking lot, I knew it too.
I like how the guy never helped her, the women did, and the guy kept filming.
I've heard the first thing anyone does when they attempt to drive a Formula 1 car is drive off the track.
If she was used to driving a minivan, a Cobra might as well be an F1 car.
|Hay Belly |
How do all of you know she didn't BUY the car? Women have money too, GASP!
j lzrd / swift idiot
Hay Belly, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard.
But it's true, isn't it. We're all a bunch of generalizing, sexist pigs around here. Anyone who stays informed knows that there are LINES, nay QUES of well-to-do, self-made, business-suited women trying to get a new Harley or a Lamborghini or a Porsche. There's nothing that satisfies that inner longing females have for conspicuous consumption quite like that cherry red V12 Saleen in the garage next to the all-black Escalade family car. And we all know how much of a thrill women get from whipping along country roads in a classic musclecar convertable, wind in their hair, rock and roll playing over the roar of the engine. Hell, cars are a girls best friend, amirite?
Yeah, she bought that car. For some reason, she seems like someone who has never driven a bicycle, let alone anything with an internal combustion engine, but yeah, she bought that car. Believe it.
|Dinky Patterson |
"I meant to do that."
Same colors as Pee Wee's, too.
The ambulance came, pulled her out, and immediately started treating the Shelby.
Man I hope that's a kit-car.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Two and a half things I will never allow any female to do if it is within my power to stop it:
Drive anything with more than 80 Horsepower or four cylinders
Fire any caliber handgun <s>larger than a .22</s> ever
Car maintnance (They don't do this anyway though, so it only counts as a half)
I enjoyed it for the "OMG not the Cobra" fetishization of exotic cars.
Fuck it, it's just a car.
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