Expert blow jobs tricked him for sure.

because it would have offended her

lolcrying

It seems like someone might've said "You know what? You don't know how to drive stick, and I'm sure as shit not going to let you do it by yourself in my expensive car."

it's more "I shouldn't let you learn how to drive stick on a car with that much power", and it's more likely a kit car than anything.

You know, as soon as I read the submission title, I also knew it

at first i thought it was the guy strangling her through the window

Right, like her husband or father is going to give her enough money to buy a car? Come on. Men know better than that. What, was she socking her allowance away like a rat while the man didn't even check her receipts?

Hay Belly, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard.

But it's true, isn't it. We're all a bunch of generalizing, sexist pigs around here. Anyone who stays informed knows that there are LINES, nay QUES of well-to-do, self-made, business-suited women trying to get a new Harley or a Lamborghini or a Porsche. There's nothing that satisfies that inner longing females have for conspicuous consumption quite like that cherry red V12 Saleen in the garage next to the all-black Escalade family car. And we all know how much of a thrill women get from whipping along country roads in a classic musclecar convertable, wind in their hair, rock and roll playing over the roar of the engine. Hell, cars are a girls best friend, amirite?

Yeah, she bought that car. For some reason, she seems like someone who has never driven a bicycle, let alone anything with an internal combustion engine, but yeah, she bought that car. Believe it.

You have issues.

Hush, I'm just more eloquent than everyone else here with issues.