|Chet - 2008-07-07 |
"the cables"? John McCain is 500 years old.
Back in my day the media was simple to understand, as it consisted entirely of Basrick the Village Crier, and even he was usually drowned out by the steady "BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!" of our beloved corpse-cart pusher.
Then came Gutenberg, that jackass.
|Stog - 2008-07-07 |
Grandpa Simpson is a bad choice for the Presidency.
No, because they vote the same exact way, minus reparations.
"they vote the same exact way"
Prove that you aren't racist, Billy: let's see Jesse Jackson's voting record.
I am a racist. But that doesn't mean that I can't say they vote the same way. Since Jesse Jackson is notorious for being a leftist, and Obama voted along party lines about 96% of the time in 2007, you'd have to be retarded to think they didn't vote the same way.
But then again, you don't really read this stuff.
|Cleaner82 - 2008-07-07 |
Quick! Tap me a youtube on the cables, I need to blog my message to the youngpeople!
|sosage - 2008-07-07 |
Does he hate them because he fears technology, as all old people do, or because he can't squash what they're saying...which...I guess is also something old people want to do.
|Lurchi - 2008-07-07 |
godDAMN he's old
Thanks for pointing out what we didn't know.
|StanleyPain - 2008-07-07 |
But apparently he doesn't hate them when they spam and troll the blogs of people he doesn't like, which is why his campaign website was specifically telling them to do so.
"Select from the numerous web, blog and news sites listed here, go there, and make your opinions supporting John McCain known. Once you’ve commented on a post, video or news story, report the details of your comment by clicking the button below. After your comments are verified, you will be awarded points through the McCain Online Action Center."
Sauce does not adequately support claim. Claim is disregarded.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-07-07 |
Imagine President McCain, stumbling out of the White House in a bathrobe and slippers, waving his cane angrily at the children who have gathered for the day's easter egg hunt.
The congress is full of demmy-crats! My wife is a cunt! There sure are a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood--ooh, lookit that one!
|glasseye - 2008-07-07 |
|cognitivedissonance - 2008-07-07 |
It becomes blatantly obvious that no Republican wanted to be the one to lose the White House after 8 years, so they threw Grandpa McCrazypants out there knowing that even though he loses, nobody important will be taken down with him.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-07-07 |
Don't forget the boomboxes. Damn boomboxes!
|KnowFuture - 2008-07-07 |
"I was late to an ether frolic..."
|Xenocide - 2008-07-07 |
Don't worry, crowd of old people! I, too, fear and hate the future!
*laughter and applause*
|ChocFullOfFunk - 2008-07-07 |
I mean, I hate bloggers and I program computers for a living. Do you guys seriously not hate bloggers?
|C. Eloi Marx - 2008-07-07 |
They said John McCain is aware of the internet, now we have proof of it.
|GusPlease - 2008-07-07 |
What would it be like to have a working image of the internet as simply a bunch of unspooled telegraph wires?
|zatojones - 2008-07-07 |
|Frostilicus - 2008-07-07 |
oh wow man he hates bloggers who would have guessed
|j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-07-26 |
"I fear your pants, and shall keep my bushes!"
First person to name the commercial quote wins something (something is internet shorthand for "Haha you nerd").
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