I could swallow this with such interest if he wasn't describing it with such a jock-takes-wicked-drug enthusiam and the bro-bras in the background weren't laughing like idiots and screaming profanities. Pride yourself on nothing, Joe Rogan.
I remember first hearing this bit on a CD someone was playing at work and I thought "Wow, this would be funny stuff if it were in the hands of a real comedian."