+1 for the AC and +2 for each crow of the cock, so 8 stars!

Steve Sutton ALWAYS gets a five from me.

Steve is my favorite internet drug.

Now I hear there's a train
it's comin' down the line
it's yours if you hurry
you got still enough time
you don't need no ticket
and you don't pay no fee
you don't need no ticket
and you don't pay no fee
that was the river
this is the sea

I was enjoying it already - but the AC/rooster 1-2 punch blew my mind.

wow

My dad has those glasses

Steve Sutton, the Internet's favorite sedative.

I think he didn't understand the documentary about horses.

I think this is the PBS show he was talking about:

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/episodes/clouds-legacy-the-wild -stallion-returns/full-episode/266/

Unfortunately, the show is made by and for old women. Old women furries, to be precise.

Better than anything David Lynch has ever done

This is what I imagine Xiphias's father looking like.

Please come back, Steve. We love you.