dude I think most of the phrases should be used as the lyrics to some sort of chuggy industrial metal song. Imagine like Ministry or Rob Zombie going "YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION" :)
Ahh to live in a time before JSP showed the internet his shit caked hemroid. When PoE actually updated once in a while and we used to make fun of a woman who believed that her own pee somehow went to her brain and made her retarded.
Before Chet got fat.