This series epitomizes everything i despise in RPG games.
I also despise Disney. So, double whammy, there.
|Caminante Nocturno |
We let Final Fantasy 7 slide, and this is what we get.
|Monchiles Monchiles |
Oh wow, I remember this game. Those were some long cut scenes. Three stars for it kinda being a decent song I guess.
As conceptually ridiculous as this series is, the last boss battle, which comprised of I think six separate stages, was pretty epic. so, +2 stars.
GOOD JOB OF MAKING IT TO PHASE FIVE OF OUR TWO HOUR BOSS FIGHT.
TO PROCEED, YOU MUST DEFLECT 10,000 LASERS.
ALSO THESE WILL BE COMING AT YOU AT A RATE OF LIKE 50 A SECOND.
Inscrutable. "Gayer than two men having sex."
ah come on this game was the shit.
except chain of memories that blew donkey cock.
I kind of respect Kingdom Hearts if only because Square managed to turn what should have been literally the worst idea ever into a game series that was at worst mediocre.
Question for people who have played this: does Donald Duck kiss anyone? Does Goofy cry?
No, but they do plenty of hugging and shit. There should be a Video Game Ending week.
And I'll miss YOU most of all, scarecrow!
Goofy cries and also dies! A game for children of all ages!
Oh my God, you're right. I completely forgot about that scene.
|Red Squirrel |
I'm pretty sure Goofy cries like constantly throughout the whole thing.
Goofy doesn't cry, he MAKES bitches cry.
JASMINE: Hello Sora. Donald. Goofy. Have you guys seen Aladdin? He's been coming around less and less lately.
GOOFY (excited): Uhh Maybe he's got a new girlfriend!
JASMINE: *sobs uncontrollably*
I actually love the beginning of this game. Unironically. Seriously.
Kingdom Hearts Solid 2: Sons of Bippity (Boppity Boo)
these games are making our kids into boring faggots STOP THE MADNESS
oddly, the old Disney ghost busters cartoon short which actually had Donald Duck fighting ghosts was very much art.
Fuck all y'all, this game is awesome.
|Sudan no1 |
THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE
I AM TEH KEYNMASTER
Oh look, another white haired anime villain. I think Japan might have passed a law or something mandating this.
I gotta admit, when I first heard about this game I was skeptical: "Aren't Disney-loving retards and Final Fantasy queers kind of exclusive to their respective fandoms?"
My hats off to you, Square.
I'm surprised today's kids even recognize Disney characters.
Why would you play this game if you weren't a fanfic writer or a 10 year old girl?
...I dug the gummi ship battles.
More than I dug the game.
Whoever makes 'My hearts a battleground' a linked tag wins the intrnets
They did a much better with this game than the first one.
|Big Name Celebrity |
It's a nice intro, even if the vocals are a bit too "chick from Evanescence".
I'll play one of these when they make Stitch playable (preferably with the Berzerker Job Class).
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