ProfessorChaos 
This series epitomizes everything i despise in RPG games.
I also despise Disney. So, double whammy, there.
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Caminante Nocturno
We let Final Fantasy 7 slide, and this is what we get.
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Monchiles Monchiles
Oh wow, I remember this game. Those were some long cut scenes. Three stars for it kinda being a decent song I guess.
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Keefu
Big feet.
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Chalkdust
As conceptually ridiculous as this series is, the last boss battle, which comprised of I think six separate stages, was pretty epic. so, +2 stars.
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Xenocide GOOD JOB OF MAKING IT TO PHASE FIVE OF OUR TWO HOUR BOSS FIGHT.
TO PROCEED, YOU MUST DEFLECT 10,000 LASERS.
LITERALLY.
ALSO THESE WILL BE COMING AT YOU AT A RATE OF LIKE 50 A SECOND.
READYSETGO.
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RomancingTrain
Inscrutable. "Gayer than two men having sex."
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bac
ah come on this game was the shit.
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bac except chain of memories that blew donkey cock.
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Pacobird
I kind of respect Kingdom Hearts if only because Square managed to turn what should have been literally the worst idea ever into a game series that was at worst mediocre.
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futurebot
Question for people who have played this: does Donald Duck kiss anyone? Does Goofy cry?
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Quad9Damage No, but they do plenty of hugging and shit. There should be a Video Game Ending week.
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Jefka And I'll miss YOU most of all, scarecrow!
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Seris Goofy cries and also dies! A game for children of all ages!
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Quad9Damage Oh my God, you're right. I completely forgot about that scene.
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Red Squirrel
I'm pretty sure Goofy cries like constantly throughout the whole thing.
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major-_-turnon Goofy doesn't cry, he MAKES bitches cry.
Direct Transcript:
JASMINE: Hello Sora. Donald. Goofy. Have you guys seen Aladdin? He's been coming around less and less lately.
GOOFY (excited): Uhh Maybe he's got a new girlfriend!
JASMINE: *sobs uncontrollably*
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Redlof
I actually love the beginning of this game. Unironically. Seriously.
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Pacobird Kingdom Hearts Solid 2: Sons of Bippity (Boppity Boo)
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zatojones
these games are making our kids into boring faggots STOP THE MADNESS
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afp3683
oddly, the old Disney ghost busters cartoon short which actually had Donald Duck fighting ghosts was very much art.
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major-_-turnon
Fuck all y'all, this game is awesome.
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Sudan no1
THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE
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kiint
I AM TEH KEYNMASTER
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Dib
Oh look, another white haired anime villain. I think Japan might have passed a law or something mandating this.
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Rudy
I gotta admit, when I first heard about this game I was skeptical: "Aren't Disney-loving retards and Final Fantasy queers kind of exclusive to their respective fandoms?"
My hats off to you, Square.
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FABIO2
I'm surprised today's kids even recognize Disney characters.
Why would you play this game if you weren't a fanfic writer or a 10 year old girl?
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
...I dug the gummi ship battles.
More than I dug the game.
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major-_-turnon
Whoever makes 'My hearts a battleground' a linked tag wins the intrnets
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leifthorrsman
They did a much better with this game than the first one.
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Big Name Celebrity
It's a nice intro, even if the vocals are a bit too "chick from Evanescence".
I'll play one of these when they make Stitch playable (preferably with the Berzerker Job Class).
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