the horror.

I prefer my scrambled eggs a bit more dry thankyou

If lifeless liquid can be so damn animated, what makes life so special again?

Psychics porn is the only way I can get off anymore.

First, I stopped being attracted to Real Life women. Then cartoon women stopped doing it. Then cartoon bears made my boner all soft. But goddamn iffin I didn't shoot a load to this.

Please, it prefers to be called "slurry."

I like the way my mind interprets it as "writhing bodies" for some reason.

Now, we just need to pour a bunch of this crap all over the Statue of Liberty, and we're set.

If any of you understand what the fuck is actually causing this (no matter how mathy/sciencey) I'd really like to hear it.

it's like he's raising homunculi out of his jism!

"oobleck" is such a gay word

madness