I am ready for the future.

The only time I ever go into a McDonald's is when I have to pee. Thanks for being there when i need you, McDonalds.

McDonald's viral advertising.

I do not understand the ways of these unpleasant fat men.
I fear what I do not understand.
This fear has activated my sympathetic nervous system.
Fight or flight.
I fight with a one star rating.

These guys are not entertaining me nearly as much as they presumed they would.

This first 11 seconds of this is perfect, they should have stopped there.

Wha-Bullshit! They're brilliant.