I don't know whoever said that. What they say is, sharks don't generally eat people, and that's obviously true. Clearly the guy's calf tasted like shit, so the shark took its business elsewhere.

Problem arises in that the way a shark checks if you're food or not is to bite once. If he comes back for more, then you're well and truly fucked.

It's not that they're harmless, just that the odds of you being killed by one out of x number of people are slim to none.

"Om nom, little heavy on the cholesterol."

Dicks, sharks have two.

Which explains a lot.

I subbed it but dunno why it came up blank...so I five starred it. HAH!

The video clearly submitted itself. It's trying to warn us.

The Internet is now sentient. Also, it loves schadenfreude and porn.